Jamie Lynn Spears Has Baby Girl!
Breaking News! It's just coming in now that Jamie Lynn Spears has given birth to a baby girl. I wanted to call the story "17-year old girl destroys vagina" personally, but I really didn't want to deal with the endless emails I'd be receiving about it.
Daughter Maddie was born Thursday at Mississippi Southwest Regional Medical Center in McComb, Mississippi.
Maddie weighed 7 lbs., 11 ounces.
This is the first child for 17-year-old actress and her 19-year-old fiance Casey Aldridge, a pipe layer.
Wait a minute...she's like a hillbilly country actress that was having teen sex and he's a pipe layer? He's seriously a pipe layer? How did I miss that before. That's damn hilarious. Daddy was a pipe layer. Hahahaha!
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Hey, at least he’s got an honest trade. Do you think Jamie Lynn will be able to get work after this? Considering her Bible Belt roots and formerly-wholesome persona, I reckon she’s got an uphill battle ahead.
Was she even a viable actress before? I have the feeling she’s going to be changing her job title to “teen mother” at least for the new few years.