Britney Spears Turns Secret Agent

Britney Spears is secretly dating that dude Adnan Ghalib again, only this time around she's got a top secret mission. She wants to recover a sex tape that Adnan supposedly has that hold the plans to her secret vagina weapon.

But sources claim the two haven't got back together for purely romantic reasons - Britney is apparently terrified Adnan has an explicit video of her during the couple's brief trip to Mexico in January.

'Britney's really scared that Adnan has a sex tape,' an insider tells MailOnline.

'She wants to get it out of his hands.'

The love match will be met with strong disapproval by Spears' father, who is still her legal custodian following a legal order earlier this year.

'Britney's father can't stand Adnan,' added the source.

'He thinks he's seedy, with ulterior motives.'

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Secret missions are cool, just as long as he doesn't ever read the news, because then he's going to know what she wants and then just hide the tape. She's really not very good at this sort of thing.

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