Nick Hogan Needs Soap-on-a-Rope for His Birthday
Nick Hogan is going to be 18 this Sunday and so for a present we should send him some soap-on-a-rope. He's going to be moved into a place where dropping the soap is not advisable.
Bollea, who has been housed with other juveniles at Pinellas County Jail, will be moved to an adult facility on Sunday, aka his 18th birthday. It's an open dormitory type of setting where he'll be in close contact with other adult inmates. The inmates are either awaiting sentencing or have already been sentenced in cases ranging from misdemeanors to felonies.
Happy 18 Nick! It's going to be full of sweet memories of growing up and you'll probably even have sex. Against your will of course. Makes not speeding in a car seem like a good idea now doesn't it?
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I say let him have it.
That whole family’s screwed up and after seeing the pics of his “friend” he permanently injured and hearing what he and his dad talked about… he deserves a heck of a lot more punishment than he’s actually getting.
Such a spoiled brat.