Remember when Shia LaBeouf got drunk and in trouble for trespassing or something like that? Now he did a DUI and smashed his truck. He was attempting to make a left turn when his pickup truck collided with another vehicle and rolled over.

The Huffington Post says:

It was immediately apparent to officers responding on the scene that LaBeouf was intoxicated and he was subsequently placed under arrest," [Los Angeles County Sheriff's Sgt. Scott] Wolf said."

It will probably be a slap on the wrist for him too. Isn't that awful? Yeah...sarcasm.

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It seems that Heather Mills is not very nice to people that work for her. Her publicist Michelle Elyzabeth quit and then recently spilled the beans about her former boss.

"After working for Heather Mills for the past four years, I have decided to cease representing her. Since her divorce has become final, in my opinion, Heather has become an impossible person. Yesterday, we engaged in a heated argument during which she called me "stupid." I reminded her that she was not "God" and she answered, "I will never ever talk to you again.

I have been very patient in my dealings with Heather, however, I cannot take any more. I have given her substantial unpaid time and attention. I am owed money. I refuse to be subjected to her outbursts. On reflection and given the way I have been treated, I now have sympathy with much of what the British press has reported about her."

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I think I have yet to really find anyone that has anything nice to say about Heather. She seems to piss people off and make a lot of enemies left and right. Kind of makes you start to believe all the rumors, doesn't it?

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Linda Hogan visited Pinellas County Prison for Nick Hogan's 18th birthday and her gift for him was a skateboard. I have no idea why she thought that would make a good gift, when it's clear that he needs other things in prison like lube, condoms, and pain medication. I think she was just showing off, but people (guys) seem to think she's the bomb.

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Amy Winehouse has been honored in London by being crafted completely from wax. It's a good likeness too. I almost couldn't tell them apart for a second. Then I realized the wax on doesn't have the nasty skin lesions, doesn't stagger and wobble, and doesn't have a wax needle stuck in her arm.

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Matthew Broderick is supposedly having an affair with some youth counselor he met in a bar. People are saying they we spotted together a few times while Sarah Jessica Parker was away filming Sex and the City: The Movie.

After meeting in a bar, Matthew began text messaging the 25-year-old youth counselor, says the woman's pal. Soon after, the insider claims, they began seeing each other and things got passionate quickly when they met at the Manhattan townhouse of a showbiz friend.

Sources say the woman felt conflicted with her relationship with Matthew, whom she nicknamed "Matty Cakes." She tried to end it, say insiders, but that didn't happen and over the next month - when Sarah Jessica was filming Sex and the City: The Movie in Los Angeles - multiple eyewitnesses say they saw Matthew make late-night visits to the other woman's apartment building.

During one tryst, they arrived at her friend's apartment after a night of heavy drinking, says a source. She dragged Matthew into the friend's bedroom, then shut the door. "A half hour later, Matthew opened the bedroom door, mumbled 'Well... 'bye!' and walked out. The friend found her passed out on the bed in her panties."

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I'm having trouble believing that he wouldn't want to be nailing his gorgeous wife. Okay, no I'm not.

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Nick Hogan is going to be 18 this Sunday and so for a present we should send him some soap-on-a-rope. He's going to be moved into a place where dropping the soap is not advisable.

Bollea, who has been housed with other juveniles at Pinellas County Jail, will be moved to an adult facility on Sunday, aka his 18th birthday. It's an open dormitory type of setting where he'll be in close contact with other adult inmates. The inmates are either awaiting sentencing or have already been sentenced in cases ranging from misdemeanors to felonies.

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Happy 18 Nick! It's going to be full of sweet memories of growing up and you'll probably even have sex. Against your will of course. Makes not speeding in a car seem like a good idea now doesn't it?

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