Oh Look, His Side Again

So after we heard that she was sort of clingy and he dumped her and then he was basically a wandering sex machine and she dumped him, John Mayer spoke out to OK! about the whole break-up with Jennifer Aniston and managed to clearly get in that he did indeed dump her. This is starting to seem like a tennis match.

"It's the most normal thing in the world," John says. "There's no lying there's no cheating. There's no nothing."

John also had nothing but the kindest words for his ex. "Jennifer Aniston is the smartest, most sophisticated person I think I've ever met," he explained. "She's one of the most lovely people I've ever met in my life."

So what went wrong? "People have different chemistry, they have different lives," says John. "It's not about years, it's about going out with somebody, being truthful on the way in, being truthful in the middle and being truthful on the way out. You're either a cheater or you break up and I'm not the first, I'm the second. And that's it. There's no lying, there's no bullsh**."

And according to John, it was him that called a halt to their romance. "I ended a relationship because there was no lying," he explained to OK!. "I ended a relationship to be alone because I don't want to waste somebody's time if something's not right. I don't waste people's time. I don't do the taper. I guarantee you there's 20 percent of the people on the street right now who are in a relationship they wish they could get out of but they don't know how. And I'm going to be honest on the way in to my relationships and I'm going to be honest on the way out of my relationships."Source

Man, that's hard core right there. He just basically said that he's out to bang chicks and then dump them because he doesn't want to get serious. The fact that he's nailed some of the top names in Hollywood means he certainly walks the talk. Any questions? Oh yeah, and just one more thing.

As for the news that Jen has already moved on and begun seeing another man, John shrugged, "I don't care."

Ouch! Cold! There's bus fare for you on the counter lady, make me some eggs before you go.

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