Now taking bets on Celebrity Apprentice

Trump has finally given NBC the go (or the other way around) to disclose the cast for the new version of Celebrity Apprentice – only really minus the celebrity part. Included in the cast is Khloe Kardashian and Scott Hamilton. One has a “physical talent”, the other just figure skates. You know everyone else is busy when you get a “Deal or No Deal” model, pun intended, whose only experience is looking shocked while opening a briefcase and stunning in a tight fitting red dress.

Others include Brian McKnight, Tom Green (raised from the dead?), Herschel Walker, Annie Duke – who I actually at first thought was related to Patty, pro golfer Natalie Gulbie, Jesse James — not the cool one, and my favorite to win: Tionne “T-Boz” Watkins. If you are willing to associate with someone that set  their ex-boyfriend’s house on fire, you will do damn near anything to win. Go Team-Boz!

I would give close to anything to be in on a meeting with the Trumpster while sitting around picking celebrities. I’m thinking NBC archival footage attached to a dart board and lots of tequila.