Do You Really Want to Hurt Me?
Friday, January 16, 2009
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Some celebrity news items really write themselves. Boy George was sentenced to 15 months in prison for chaining a male prostitute to a wall and beating him senseless with a metal chain. Now, I must confess I’ve never sold my body for sex before but if you bring out handcuffs and want to strap me to a wall — and you’re Boy George — I’d turn, run, and never look back.
Just look at that crazy look in his eyes and the idea of him strapping me to anything would give me pause.
He should have just called George Michael. The night was apparently “drug-fueled” and comes on the heels of Boy George giving the sage advice to George Michael that he should get clean and sober, after Michael’s LA fiasco. Hypocrisy comes in as many colors as Boy George’s eye shadow.
I pity the fool that shares a cell with either of them. I’d Shawshank Redemption my ass out of there so fast it would make the warden’s head spin.
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