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You’d think billionaires could afford drivers

Thursday, February 5, 2009
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But then again if 97% of my family’s fortune was pre-destined to go to charity and I had no other talents and/or skills than being a rich socialite, I would drink too. Barron Hilton, Paris Hilton‘s little brother, has pled guilty to a DUI after a 76 gas station attendant reported to the police that he was driving the wrong way up the Pacific Coast Highway.  After taking a page from Nicole Richie’s book o’ tricks (who did something similar) it’s clear that the apple doesn’t fall too far from the Hilton tree.  Great-grandpappy would be so proud.

To make the picture complete, we need a picture of him in the back of a limo sobbing uncontrollably and spending about 15 minutes in an LA county jail.  Can’t Christmas come a little early this year?

 

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Written by: Jeremy



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