You don’t need to call them by the names John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston now, because the couple has been officially named Johnifer. US Magazine had a vote and that was the top choice.

After nearly 35,000 votes on Usmagazine.com, readers have declared a name for Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer: Johnifer!

While Johnifer snagged 12,396 votes, Janiston came in at a close second with 11,737.

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Johnifer is cool, but I’d prefer “Douche and the Chick with the Hot Body.” I guess that is a bit of a mouthful and probably the reason they didn’t hire me to write some names for them. Also in the running I would have had “Douche and McNipples” or “Douche and Yum-Yum.” Are you seeing the trends here?

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This kiss between Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty is possibly one of the ugliest things I’ve ever seen. They had this tender moment during a party she threw last night. One junkie kissing another is not something that you should just look at casually, especially after a few drinks. I’d have thrown up right there on the floor.

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I just wanted to say real quick that I watched How I Met You Mother last night and the second appearance for Britney Spears was actually sort of alright. She was quirky, stupid, and can actually manage to be passable in a sitcom. Not as a regular, but as a occasional character…she’s okay.

Here she is the other day having a discussion in her head while smoking, picking her butt, and letting her breasts pretty much hang out. It’s almost like the Britney from six months ago. Exciting!

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Just look at this sexy thing. Amy Winehouse has a body on her that makes me want to just take her on the spot. One thing I also like is that she’s got scabs on her face (see above) and tons of scratches, cuts, and cigarette burn marks on her arm (see after the jump). Mmmmmm…

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Leelee Sobieski was at the premiere of the HBO’s Roman Polanski: Wanted and Desired looking pretty darn good. She’s definitely and odd one though. She often has a recurring dream that she’s a Native American.

“When I close my eyes and imagine what I look like, I’m completely different.
“I imagine myself as a Native American in a canoe with a papoose around my neck and sitting alongside my warrior husband, my long black hair gliding through the water, my bow and arrow poised to shoot us some dinner.
“(Then) I see my light hair and light eyes and it freaks me out, like, ‘Where’s my inner Native American? Who took my canoe?’”

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I don’t know what the deal is, but that seems kind of nutty. I didn’t even read the whole story though. I started to tune out party way through and just stared at her legs.

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Are Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen actually twins? One looks kind hot and the other looks like one of those crazy old ladies that has 30 cats in a one bedroom apartment. If you’re going to nail an Olsen, I’d recommend Ashley hands down.

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