Talk about some crazy dating action. Pamela Anderson and Michael Jackson have been have been secretly dating. He one dated and then married Lisa Marie Presley, so who knows what could happen.

A source said: "It was all arranged by their people in total secrecy, very cloak and dagger.

Michael is such a private person. He gets nervous when he thinks people are following him around, so he chose somewhere neutral for their first date.

"They arrived separately at the Shutters Hotel on Malibu Beach so no one would suspect anything and then had a few drinks in the bar."

The pair requested a hidden area in the corner - for two reasons.

Firstly, it shielded them from any prying eyes. And second, it would have protected them from the dangerous melting effects of the Californian sunshine.

After all, there's a fine line between looking hot and having a runny, bubbling face. Our source went on: "They were very chatty. Pamela was being her usual flirty self and Michael seemed to be responding. They are such a strange couple but they seemed to really hit it off."

So much so Michael plucked up the courage to ask Pammy out on a second date. And she was more than happy to accept.

We're told: "They went for a coffee at Country Mart in Malibu and looked very comfortable with each other.

"They chatted about Michael turning 50, his new album, their kids. And he seemed genuinely interested in Pamela."

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It's probably just a move to help his image recover by making it look like he likes 1) women and 2) people over 14. Personally, I don't buy it.

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I heard a rumor that Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling are officially back together. Let's just say that I have a little hunch that it could be true. Either they have some undeniable connection or they recently heard Huey Lewis singing Power of Love. Hey, that was an awesome song, okay?

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Hayden Panettiere is back filming Heroes and had a little moment in the set with her boyfriend Milo Ventimiglia who's also on the show. She is the 18-year old with the power to heal and he's the 31-year old with the power to get hot young chicks. I have no idea what they're doing in these pictures, but it seems clear that he wants to get her up against that trailer for some reason. I'm guessing the tiny denim shorts could be the culprit here. I can't blame the guy.

Bonus Hayden Panettiere Gallery:

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And just for clarification, I'm pretty sure she's riding him and not the other way around. That being said, Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee are officially back together and that explains why I've seen them together so much lately.

"Pamela and the kids have moved in with me," said a beaming Tommy Lee(speaking, of course, of his ex-wife and sex-tape costar Pamela Anderson and their two sons, Brandon and Dylan). "It's awesome, man. It's definitely working. You can tell on the kids' faces - they're happy when we're together." Let's hope those crazy lovebirds keep it together this time. As Lee told us, "We've only given it a try 800 times - 801, here we go."

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So there you have it. Pam and her 3 kids. No the other kid isn't Tommy, but rather his enormous penis that seems fated to ruin every other relationship Pam has had. I think she just finally gave up on trying to fight it off. It's sort of like the plot of that movie Anaconda actually.

Speaking of large things, Here's Pam Anderson continuing to assault London.

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So now, Brooke Hogan has revealed the latest Hogan family secret that proves Hogan doesn't know best at all...her mother Linda Hogan (aka Linda Bollea) is nailing Charlie Hill, a 19-year-old guy. Just to recap...she's 48-years-old.

"Yes, it's true," Brooke tells Michael Yo on his Yo on E! satellite radio show on Tuesday. "I'm totally freaked out. This is really weird. I personally don't like it at all or condone it."

Adding fuel to the fire--Linda's new man happens to be a former classmate of her daughter's.

"I went to school with him," Hogan tells Yo. "He was a grade under me. Me and Nick know him well. Me and Nick are two years apart, and he was right between us in school."

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Wait...your brother nearly kills someone and is now in jail, your parents divorce, your dad bangs one of your young friends for awhile, and now your mom is robbing the cradle and is sleeping with a guy you went to school with? And here Hulk Hogan said on a recorded phone call with Nick in jail that John Grazianao must have been a bad person and God was punishing him. Makes you wonder what some of the Hogans did that was so bad. Their lives are all screwed up now.

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Lindsay Lohan has been in Los Angeles working on her new film Labor Pains while at the same time, her girlfriend Samantha Ronson has been in Montreal doing some gigs. Yesterday though, the clouds parted, the flowers bloomed, the birds were singing, and the two lovers were reunited at long last.

Blogs had speculated that the pair were on the rocks after they got into a fight Saturday at Glendale, California, sushi hot spot Katsuya. (A witness tells Usmagazine.com that Lohan, 21, stormed out of the restaurant in tears. Ronson, 30, was overheard saying "it was just a joke.")

But on the Pains set, the two were photographed hugging and laughing.

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You know...from the side Sam actually looks kind of like a dude. Oh well, it's good to see the lovers back together again after having licked their problem. BAM! I so went there!

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