Remember when I mentioned how Michael Lohan was already planning to exploit his former secret love child? Here, I'll remind you. The kid's name is Ashley Kaufmann and supposedly she's hoping for a record deal.

A record-industry insider says, "Ashley has more talent than Lindsay or Ali."

A Lohan family source adds, "Ashley's singing ability just proves that the family talent comes from Michael (Lohan), not Dina Lohan.

"Michael Lohan, who is said to be Kaufmann's father, took a paternity test this week. Results are expected in the next two weeks.

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She wants a recording contract and Michael has taken a paternity test so that he can get a piece of the action no doubt. I knew this all was coming.

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I simply must start posting certain things I think about. When Anne Hathaway dumped her boyfriend Raffaello Follieri and then he was arrested the following week for financial fraud, I knew it was just too convenient. I figured she either was tipped of or she told on him. Either way, she knew it was coming. It turns out that Anne was probably the "Deep Throat" in this sting operation. Nice thought...

A pal of jailed wheeler-dealer Raffaello Follieri suspects the starlet spoke with the FBI shortly before they arrested her ex for an alleged $6 million con job.

"It makes sense," the friend said. "She's referred to as his former girlfriend in the indictment even though her spokesman never confirmed they broke up."

Hathaway, who is not identified by name in the criminal complaint, split with Follieri shortly before his arrest last week. He is charged with posing as an agent of the Vatican to fleece investors out of millions.

"I think that in return for her cooperation, the feds held off on arresting Follieri until she was out of the country," the friend said.

Hathaway's camp has declined to comment on Follieri's legal troubles. The Italian businessman faces up to 20 years in federal prison if he's convicted of wire-fraud and money-laundering charges.

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I love how this "friend" is so concerned with placing blame and he's identified Anne as the cause his buddy is in jail. How about the fact that Raffaello screwed people out of money? Gee, could that be a reason he's in jail? What a dork. Meanwhile...I heart Anne Hathaway. I hope she did tell on the guy. Ha!

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Now this cracks me up. Amy Winehouse supposedly got down into the pit after doing a show and pulled a little boxing combo to someone's face.

At the conclusion of her hour-long set, Amy climbed down in the pit of 80,000 revelers and struck a fan in the face.

But the attack wasn’t unprovoked, according to the 24-year-old’s rep.

"The 'lashing out' was when someone tried to grab her hair and she reacted," Amy’s spokesperson said.

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That fan must have been looking the other way, because who gets hit buy a 98-pound crack junkie with emphysema? It would be like "tap tap" on the shoulder, huh? Oh...that's not tapping. That's Amy Winehouse punching me. I bet most 12-year old kids hit harder than she does.

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Is Miley Cyrus on the way out from Disney? It could happen I guess, but she'll just move somewhere else and do well. Look at other Disney kids stars that went on to be successful. Christina, Justin, Britney, err...scratch that last one.

Following controversial MySpace photos, a near-nude Vanity Fair photo shoot and - perhaps worst of all - dwindling numbers for Hannah Montana, Disney executives may be preparing to throw in the towel on their biggest star, Miley Cyrus.

"Tween properties often burn hot and then fizzle out," a Disney insider tells OK! about the 15-year-old singer and actress. "So with Miley, there has to be a Plan B."

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I think Plan B for Miley involves music, cameras, and lingerie. I'm just going by what I see overall and those things seem to be a major theme.

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Normally I hate those blind items that are printed, because I never can tell who they are. I read this one yesterday and I had no idea although the "groovy" should have been a clue.

Which divorced comic superstar is exploring a groovy new real-life persona: that of an openly gay man?

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Now the site Gawker just went right to it and says that Mike Myers is who they're talking about.

Some of you commenters told us that the guy we were all guessing, Mike Myers, star of the "groovy baby" catchphrase-apalooza Austin Powers films and the current dud The Love Guru, has been out 'n proud in Toronto for years. Fair enough. We're not sure why it is that the Daily News would bother featuring this as a "blind item" only to use such dead giveaway clues, other than that they it would be too gauche to "out" Myers, um, outright.

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I once saw an interview with the guy where he stated that he liked to sit at home and watch the history channel and paint little soldiers. Turns out that whole time he was possibly thinking of dudes. He also stated that he really didn't like much attention in public. Turns out he was thinking of dudes. Now he's got his movie The Love Guru. Turns out he was thinking of Justin Timberlake in a speedo. It's all starting to add up.

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Now that Spencer Pratt announced on David Letterman that he wouldn't even walk into a club for less than $100,000, He and girlfriend Heidi Montag decided to buy some guns. Lots and lots of guns. Then they visited Ed Hardy and got some free clothes, because they would never turn down free stuff of course because that's what they do...collect free stuff. And guarding all that free stuff is a $10,000 arsenal of weaponry.

"Spencer does have a few enemies," one pal explains. "He's alienated a lot of people now that he's rich and famous." Spencer, 24, and Heidi, 21, have been concerned about their protection. So the couple visited the Martin B. Retting store in Culver City, Calif., on June 7 and spent more than $10,000 on guns to arm themselves. They purchased two Benelli semiautomatic M4 tactical shotguns, two Wilson close quarter combat .45-caliber pistols and one Scout semiautomatic rifle. "They wanted the exact guns that the U.S. Delta Force uses," a friend explains. Spencer wants to be prepared for anything," says the friend.

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Remember, Spencer is one of the top villains on reality television so I guess he sat down and watched a few episodes on "The Unit" and then decided to go all Delta Force. Actually, that would have been pretty funny in the gun shop because there's nothing like someone that wants to play they're an expert and they're not. Just the fact that they wanted the "exact guns" that Delta Force uses is hilarious.

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