The name Kardashian usually conjures up images of Kim's curvaceous body, but today's news is that Khloe Kardashian (aka: the big one) will be serving some time in jail.

The reality show star and youngest daughter of the late attorney Robert Kardashian admitted during a July 3 court hearing that she violated her probation stemming from a 2007 drunken driving arrest, according to court records.

A Los Angeles Superior Court judge ordered Kardashian, who's featured on E! Entertainment Television's "Keeping Up With the Kardashians," to surrender to authorities on Friday and serve up to 30 days in jail.

Kardashian will also have to enroll in an alcohol treatment program - one of the terms of probation she failed to complete - within three weeks of her release. She will also remain on probation.

"Khloe is ready and willing to serve out her sentence, no matter how long and where, and have this resolved," her publicist, Jeff Raymond, told The Associated Press.

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Women's prison is a harsh place and if you're not a large woman who looks like you want to have sex with other women, then you're dead meat. Hmmmm...I guess Khloe is going to do just fine. I'm not worried at all.

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Matthew McConaughey is now a daddy after his girlfriend Camila Alves gave birth to a little boy.

"A healthy baby boy was born," Matthew tells OK! in an exclusive statement. "Camila and I were side by side the entire time. We are both tired and elated, and are so happy to have created the greatest miracle in the world - Having a child and making a family. Now comes the greatest adventure - raising one, together."

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Just think, one day the kid will bring some friends home from school and there's dad sitting naked, smoking reefer, and playing the bongos. Can you say awkward?

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Drew Barrymore and her boyfriend Justin Long have called it quits. Call me crazy, but I thought that relationship was going to last for some reason.

Drew Barrymore and Justin Long have split, her rep tells Usmagazine.com exclusively.

"They are still friends," a source close to Barrymore tells Us.

Barrymore, 33, and Long, 30, have been together since August 2007.

"I've been very fortunate," Long told Us in November. "I just feel very blessed and happy!"

The two knew each other for seven years before becoming serious.

"My cheeks hurt, I'm so happy," Barrymore told March's Vogue when asked about the relationship."

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So like all of you, I want to know the gritty details. I'm betting she dumped him. She probably got tired of him trying to sell her a Mac. She's clearly a PC girl.

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Christina Applegate's boyfriend Lee Grivas was found dead in his apartment last week by a concerned neighbor. It seems that he took too much heroin, which came as a total surprise to me. I guess there is a limit to how much heroin you can actually inject into your body. Interesting.

Grivas -- a fisherman, skateboarder and aspiring photographer -- died July 1.

An official cause of death has not been issued, pending toxicology tests. The death was reported as a possible accident or suicide.

The former Married.. With Children star met Grivas in 2006 while she was performing in the Broadway musical Sweet Charity.

The two began dating as her marriage to actor Johnathon Schaech unraveled, but she ended the relationship because she reportedly felt Grivas was too much of a free spirit.

A source close to Grivas told The National Enquirer: "Lee also had a long history of drug problems, dating back to his teen years. Christina broke up with him a number of times because of his struggles with getting clean. She loved him, but couldn't stand by and watch him ruin his life."

After the lovers reunited in April, Grivas left Christina in a last-ditch bid to get sober, according to the source.

"Christina loved Lee dearly and even dreamed of starting a family with him," the insider told The National Enquirer.

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That's a real bummer for Christina, but when you date a junkie the chances are pretty high (pun intended) that they will die from their habit. I'm safe though because I can't die from licorice. Or roast beef sandwiches. I love those things.

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Tila Tequila had to keep things quiet but the chick she picked as the winner on MTV's A Shot at Love 2 turned down taking the final key. Kristy Morgan is the a former Playboy who refused to take the key and just a few minutes after the show's finale aired on television, Tila posted an angry poem on her MySpace page (Explicit Language):

Thunderfuck my mouth is shut. Been a while, feel like a cunt.
Can't wait for this drama to pass.
Oh the joy.....fuck you. My ass.
Live a lie.
Tell my mind.
Over soon. I can't deny.
You will all soon see, the truth in my eyes.

Smile on my face, the loving embrace....but instead I'll punch you in the face.
For a long time coming....I let you touch me....now that it's over bitch....You better start running.
Pent up inside....telling these lies....this has gone too far.....the world will soon die.

Only 1 more day. To feel this way. Tomorrow I smile....brings another day!

Back to myself. Nobody else. Fuck all this bullshit. I'm back to myself. Yes. Thank the fuck God.

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Tila is supposedly a fake bi-sexual anyway, so maybe all this is all just for show. Tila acts all dramatic like she's the first bi-sexual ever on camera. Hello? Ever hear of porn movies?

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Britney Spears got to have her kids on Saturday night for the first time in months.

The boys were dropped off Saturday and picked up around 10 a.m. Sunday, according to a source.

"Britney was very upset after the kids left," the source tells Usmagazine.com. "She now does not know when she will get them next for an overnight. She complains it could be next week, or it could be three months."

At a hearing last Tuesday, Spears, 26, was granted overnight privileges.

Asked if she were pleased with the judge's ruling, she smiled and told Us, "yes."

Meanwhile, Spears and ex Kevin Federline - who was spotted partying in Miami over the weekend - are gearing up for a custody trial, set to begin August 25.

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It's sort of funny her complaining about the situation when all she had to do is wear panties and not act like such a freak. The answer is pretty simple and was actually staring her in the face the whole time. Instead, her vagina was staring all of us in the face and it wasn't pretty.

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