I think it's fantastic that President George Bush made time for some of our Olympic athletes. I'm not sure what inspiration he was giving out here, but it seems to be similar to Akon's Smack That.

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Amy Winehouse has been honored in London by being crafted completely from wax. It's a good likeness too. I almost couldn't tell them apart for a second. Then I realized the wax on doesn't have the nasty skin lesions, doesn't stagger and wobble, and doesn't have a wax needle stuck in her arm.

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Somehow I don't think Lindsay Lohan is going to make it with her line "designer" leggings. Call it a hunch. You can see them here and their available for the low, low prices of $99, $123, and $132. You can even just pay $42 for the leopard ankle gloves. Oh, and what about for the woman on the go that needs to spend some time on her knees? No worries! They have built-in knee pads. They're by Lindsay Lohan so that was a must.

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Amy Winehouse is a total cartoon character. In the photo above (done in the funky styling I used to do all the time ages ago) she's throwing off someone's grip. Why? Because she'd gotten out of drug and alcohol treatment and wanted to celebrate by hitting a bar. Then as the pictures below illustrate...she give the dude a stiff-hand to the face, pulls a dodge move, bolts up the stairs, and hits the counter. Such a happy ending.

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No, I don't mean that Amy Winehouse should cut her wrists. On second thought...that's not a bad idea. Amy needs a razor to trim that forest of hair that she's got going on. I don't mean the beehive wig either. I know I've just laid before you a vision of absolute horror and I apologize. I couldn't be helped. I've already thrown up twice just making this post.

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So yesterday someone spotted actor Steve Guttenberg taking a relaxing jog. I think they mentioned that they were new to the neighborhood and wondered if he'd seen an acting career around anywhere, which of course made Steve switch to his screen-test mode. Okay....anger good! Now sadness. Yes, anger still excellent! Now be blissful. Wow, anger again. Okay. Let's do lethargic now. Whoa...still with the anger. Got it. We'll call you Stevie.

I think it's safe to say that Steve needs to get some better range.

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