Amy Winehouse talked to the press outside her home yesterday and said that even though she had a video leak out that had her singing racist slurs, she's not racist in the slightest.

The video, taken by Blake Fielder-Civil sometime before his arrest late last year and published Sunday by the News of the World, shows Winehouse and another woman sitting on a couch, singing a string of racial epithets to the tune of the children's song "Head, Shoulders Knees and Toes."

Fielder-Civil, holding the camera, is heard encouraging them to sing it, insisting afterward he "wasn't recording it ... I swear on my life." The video goes on to show Winehouse passed out on the couch.

Winehouse later stood outside her north London home, telling paparazzi that she was sorry, adding: "I don't want to play anything down, but I'm the least racist person going."

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I'm surprised she didn't pull the "I have friends who are *insert race here*" excuse too. That one is usually a classic.

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What do you give your wife for a wedding present? If you said a giant bee made out of Lego, then you're goofy too. Pete Wentz had the bee commissioned for his wife Ashlee Simpson for some silly reason like "bee mine forever."

I was commissioned to create a bee. Why a bee? Because it is romantic of course. In Hindu myth, Kama, the god of love, has a bow and arrows, and the bow string is made up of bees. In the ancient Greek world the bee symbolized the soul because they migrated in swarms. And the Roman god of love, Cupid, is often pictured with bees or being stung.

I made this bee for a boy who wanted to give his girl a special wedding gift. They are a fun couple as evidenced by their Alice in Wonderland themed wedding. And didn't Alice think she saw a bee in "Through the Looking Glass?"

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I like how the artist adds all this really deep crap about bees being so symbolic like Pete actually considered any of that. Not a chance!

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I'm not sure why Britney Spears is mocking Julia Roberts in these photos. Julia can act and wears a bra, unlike Britney who doesn't even know which is her real persona and hardly ever wears a bra. You can witness everything I just said in the pictures below. The bad skin that Britney has is a bonus.

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You have to feel bad for Miley Cyrus, the poor exploited young girl who posed for those racy photos for Vanity Fair and then claimed it was supposed to be "artistic" and she was "embarrassed." Of course racy, errr...artistic photos have come from her or her stolen cell phone at least 3 or 4 times now. You can just check out the stories here tagged Miley Cyrus and you'll see a few of those pictures where she's flashing her body, a swimsuit, or her bra.

Oh wait, here's a new one...

So what's the deal with her getting all Girls Gone Wild all the time? I've seen more of these pictures from her than I have for Britney Spears. Someone seriously needs to take her camera away from her.

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"Oh look Spencey! Cameras! We're soooo popular. Tee hee hee."

That's pretty much all I can imagine Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt saying now with each one of these contrived photo events they seem to have. It's so annoying that I just want to stick the big foam finger right up...well, you know. I will say the shot above of Heidi eating that popsicle is strangely arousing though, but I can tell she's the type that only works the tip. That's a big minus in the points column if you know what I mean.

So blah, blah, blah...here's the pair putting a stain on the sport of baseball.

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Alright...I can't technically prove that that Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty are high, but the two wonders to the junkie world made a YouTube video together that shows them playing with some newborn mice and rambling incoherently. I'm fine with accents and still I barely understood half the darn thing. She also seemed to have a message for her husband Blake who's in jail still.

In it, Winehouse holds one of the tiny mice on her finger and uses it to send a message to her husband Blake Fielder-Civil.

"This one's got a message from Blake," she says. "Blake, please don't divorce mummy. She loves you ever so. Hang on, my big brother wants to say something."

Taking another mouse from Doherty, she continues: "Yeah, if you divorce her you'll have me to deal with. I'm only a day old. I don't know what I'm doing but I know what love is."

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And yes, the picture above is cut straight from the video because I wanted you to take note that Pete has the same scabby junkie-face that Amy does. It's not a freaking skin condition. It's the drugs. HELLO!?! Damn nutbag junkies. See the video after the jump.

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