That's what the group Mingling Moms thinks anyway. Dina Lohan was honored as a Top Mom for having a daughter who's a nympho/alcoholic mess. Nice!

Her ex-husband Michael told us that she was supposed to be at a court-ordered family therapy session just blocks away at the same time, but she chose to attend what looked more like a bachelorette party than an event celebrating celeb moms organized by a group called Mingling Moms.

Of course, the same group also gave Jennifer Lopez an award for being a great mom, and she's only been a mom for three months.

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You'd think it would be obvious that groups like this just give these awards to get someone semi-famous to attend and help raise publicity. It's a pretty good ploy. I might have to try it.

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Kelly Osbourne went to a London club called Mahiki and came out completely sloshed. It's pretty funny to see her all drunk and being helped to walk by people that are casually grabbing her breasts at the same time.

The worse for wear 24-year-old had to call on a brick wall to help keep her upright as she stumbled down the street before her personal assistant swooped in to help her into a cab.

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I guess this pretty much counts as a sexual experience for Kelly so I figured I'd post this picture so that she' remember it.

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Amy Winehouse showed off her love hickey to the press recently and at the same time she made me lose my lunch. It really doesn't look much like a hickey to me. It looks more like a burn mark. She probably passed out with a smoke in bed and is now trying to claim that someone actually wanted to have sex with her. The whole idea of that is gross and disgusting. Crap...I'm going to hurl again...

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I completely hate seeing these two dorks in their staged photoshoots. It's just one big joke. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt try and get free publicity out of anything and now, being in Washington (like I mentioned yesterday) the pair decided to act like American Patriot Ken & Barbie. Don't for one minute ever think I like these two. Sure I give Heidi some attention, but that's because she's okay looking and has a decent rack. Superficial? Yeah...sue me.

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I don't break out the lolcats! often so you know this is important.

According to The Scoop over at MSNBC, Tom Cruise is going in for a second round with Oprah. Nobody who has seen it has managed to forget his couch jumping, faux declarations of love 2 years ago.

Is it wrong I'm hoping he brings Katie-bot and Suri (The Most Gorgeously Creepy Baby Alive) along for the ride?

This so has to be a sweeps thing because another episode slated for the 30th has David Blaine attempting to beat the record for holding your breath under water. He has apparently run out of magic and has downgraded to stunts kids pull at Summer Camp.

What do you think Oprah will do...Will Tom get grilled or is it time to make nice lest she incur Suri's wrath? Discuss!!

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The super-amazing Amy Winehouse went on a big party night and it's good to see that she's reformed and not taking drugs. Well, except for the part about being photographed with a joint in her hand and screaming out that she wanted to take drugs.

A source told The Sun: "She was off her face, throwing drinks around and turning over tables.

"Amy screamed, 'I am a legend, get these people out. I want to take drugs."

Still, she's just so incredible and hot that she knows people want to get with her sexy body. It does make her a bit defensive in protecting her womanly charms.

A good samaritan then tried to get her a cab, but she reportedly thought he was trying to molest her and allegedly headbutted him in the face.

The alleged victim went to police yesterday and reported his claim, sparking the police probe. Sources told The Sun that Amy will be arrested.

And the fact that her mind is sharp as a tack. House keys? Dammit, where are those anyway?

After arriving home at 4am Amy then had to break into her own home in the early hours yesterday after losing her keys.

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In the end, I've completely fallen for this amazing lady. She's just so fine.

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