Ummm, I don't even know what to say about this.

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Paris Hilton has come up with a new way to make some cash. She wants to marry Benji Madden while her friend Nicole Richie marries his brother Joel Madden. Nicole and Joel are actually engaged, while Benji is probably just learning about this in the press and that's pure love at it's best.

The heirhead, who is dating Good Charlotte rocker Benji Madden, now wants to have a double wedding with best friend Nicole Richie, who is engaged to Madden's brother Joel. Hilton, who is not even engaged to Benji, said she wants to do it in order to sell the pictures from the wedding and thinks she could rake in millions, said one pal. "She's doing it all for attention, as usual," said the friend. "It's a publicity stunt, just like everything else."

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In the past, Paris made cash by doing other things just as lame so this really isn't a stretch. See if you can identify one other method:

1) giving oral on video
2) using her name for a nightclub
3) doing nothing
4) making an album

Hmmm, I picked four totally random things and she's made money doing all of those. Okay...my example sucks.

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Dude, I know Mary-Kate Olsen is like a bazillionaire from all those kids movies and the whole Olsen Empire thing, but damn she's gone excentric early. Seriously...WTF is that on her head? I looks like something she found around the house and just decided to wear. You'd think just one person in her life would have been like "ummmm, no."

This is why stars need a friend like me.

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This photo of Amy Winehouse just says what a great mother she'd be, doesn't it? Hold on a second kid while I toss back a shot.

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Criss Angel is just so freaking cool looking that it's amazing. He reminds me of myself when I dress up in my biker gear, except I don't really have a bike. Criss looks cool, but he's not actually cool. Turns out there is a difference.

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Yes, it's every bit as bad as the title of this post sounds. Heidi Montag was on MTV's TRL yesterday and with Nelly standing right there, she busted out some freestyle. On behalf of white people everywhere...I apologize.

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