I’m not sure why Britney Spears is mocking Julia Roberts in these photos. Julia can act and wears a bra, unlike Britney who doesn’t even know which is her real persona and hardly ever wears a bra. You can witness everything I just said in …
You have to feel bad for Miley Cyrus, the poor exploited young girl who posed for those racy photos for Vanity Fair and then claimed it was supposed to be “artistic” and she was “embarrassed.” Of course racy, errr…artistic photos have come from her or her stolen cell phone …
“Oh look Spencey! Cameras! We’re soooo popular. Tee hee hee.”
That’s pretty much all I can imagine Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt saying now with each one of these contrived photo events they seem to have. It’s so annoying that I just want …
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Alright…I can’t technically prove that that Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty are high, but the two wonders to the junkie world made a YouTube video together that shows them playing with some newborn mice and rambling incoherently. I’m fine with accents and still I barely understood half the darn thing. She also seemed to have a message for her husband Blake who’s in jail still.
In it, Winehouse holds one of the tiny mice on her finger and uses it to send a message to her husband Blake Fielder-Civil.
“This one’s got a message from Blake,” she says. “Blake, please don’t divorce mummy. She loves you ever so. Hang on, my big brother wants to say something.”
Taking another mouse from Doherty, she continues: “Yeah, if you divorce her you’ll have me to deal with. I’m only a day old. I don’t know what I’m doing but I know what love is.”
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And yes, the picture above is cut straight from the video because I wanted you to take note that Pete has the same scabby junkie-face that Amy does. It’s not a freaking skin condition. It’s the drugs. HELLO!?! Damn nutbag junkies. See the video after the jump.
Now here’s a news flash. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are cheapskates. they were with two friends at an L.A. restaurant and ended up with a bill of $783. No big deal except that Spencer tipped the waiter …
Jack Black and Angelina Jolie were in Cannes to promote their new animated movie Kung-Fu Panda. She’s hot, sexy, and pregnant with twins. He’s a corny douchebag.
