I messed with Clay Aiken once and the Claymates came out in full force to kick my butt, but here I go again because I just can't help myself. Clay Aiken has gotten a woman pregnant! I know! I'm totally blown away!

Here's what we know. Multiple sources tell us the mother is Jaymes Foster, a record producer and Clay's best friend. He lives at her home when he's in L.A.We're told 50-year-old Foster, who produced several Aiken CDs, is due in August. She's the sister of record mogul David Foster. She divorced a few years back and has no kids. Aiken is 29.

We're told Foster was artificially inseminated. But Clay is a lot more than sperm -- we're told he will have an active role in raising the child.

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Hold on a second...I thought the Claymates told me he had a girlfriend or something, yet he's going to raise a kid with this 50-year-old chick? What's up with that? And why is she referred to as his "best friend" and not something a bit more traditional? I'm starting to think something funny is going on here. It's almost like he's not into women or something. I'm confused, he's confused, we're all confused.

Okay Claymates, flame me all you want. I'll just point out that 1) I don't care and 2) you're all goofy. I WIN!

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Wesley Snipes stopped paying his taxes in 1999 and believed that the government didn't have the legal right to collect. He was banking that his famous line "always bet on black" would work, but it didn't. He did manage to dodge 5 of the 8 charges against him, and in an effort to sway the vote...he dropped $5 million on the court right before sentencing. It didn't help.

Hours before he was to be sentenced Thursday for failing to file income taxes he insisted he never had to pay, the action star cut the federal government three checks for $5 million, delivered in court.

So taken aback were prosecutors that they first declined the cash. But by the end of the day, the government took the money and more — a maximum three-year sentence for its highest-profile criminal tax target in decades.

This is a real bummer, because I don't care what you say...I like Wesley Snipes movies, except that last one I saw that was a real POS. I don't get how he's being sent to jail. He had Denzel and freaking Judge Joe Brown testify on his behalf. That's right, I said...TESTIFY! Amen!

Snipes read aloud from a prepared apology, calling his actions "costly mistakes" but never mentioning the word "taxes." He said he was the victim of crooked advisers, a liability of wealth and celebrity that attract "wolves and jackals like flies are attracted to meat."

"I am an idealistic, naive, passionate, truth-seeking, spiritually motivated artist, unschooled in the science of law and finance," Snipes said.

His lawyers said he was no threat to society, and offered three dozen letters from family members, friends and even fellow actors Woody Harrelson and Denzel Washington attesting to his compassion, intelligence and value as a mentor. They called four character witnesses Thursday, including television's Judge Joe Brown, who incited applause from the gallery by suggesting Snipes was no different than "mega-corporate entities" that legally avoid taxes.

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Damn I hate the legal system sometimes. Wesley didn't hurt anyone and eventually forked over some cash, while this SOB at my local coffee shop keeps using skim milk in my drinks. There's the real crime! Skim milk for crying out loud! That guys is still walking the streets and Wesley gets 3 years. Unbelievable.

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Cameron Diaz's father, Emilio Diaz, passed away this morning at only 58-years old. He had gotten the flu which became pneumonia.

We hear his death was "shocking" as Emilio was in "terrific health." Diaz is currently filming her upcoming flick "My Sister's Keeper." A source on the set tells us production on the film was shut down today.

Emilio was a second generation Cuban-American who worked as a foreman for an oil company. He had a bit part in his daughter's film "There's Something About Mary" as "Jailbird."

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That's pretty unbelievable that someone in good health can die from pneumonia like that. It's like the silent and deadly killer. Wait, is that pneumonia or ninjas? I think it's ninjas. Anyway...it's still a real bummer.

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I forgot to mention this yesterday, but it seems there's a few people that seriously hate Adnan Ghalib.

Adnan was attacked and stabbed last night but he is doing OK after receiving medical attention for his wounds. He received a stab wound to his arm, facial lacerations as well as a nice shiner. I’m not sure what to make of this considering that he’s received more and more death threats in recent weeks.

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It really kind of blows me away that someone would even bother. Seriously, he's not even worth the time. This world is crazy.

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I'm a little mad at my partner Patrice right now. We've had some conversations about celebrities and the media and she knows way more than I do about the inner workings of that whole world. Needless to say, she never once told me that "ass greaser" was a real job. Just look at this guy! He's working over Gisele Bundchen's butt like he's scared of it, which doesn't make sense because the sweater tied around his shoulders is gay. Gay men like butts. Weird...

Anyway, I could give up all my web and blogging stuff and become like the best ass greaser Hollywood has ever seen. I would even do the breasts. Free of charge!

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Jesse Metcalfe the hunky landscaping dude on Desperate Housewives got punched in the face last night. You can't tell, but I'm saying that the same way Dane Cook would. You know, when he steals a joke and all. Punched...in the FACE! Jesse goes down on the ground and then gets back up and retaliates by saying "What the f*ck? What the f*ck? What the f*ck? What the f*ck? What the f*ck?"

Then as someone tries to chill things out he replies: "What the f*ck? What the f*ck? What the f*ck?"

If asked for a comment, Jesse Metcalfe would have said "What the f*ck?" At least I'm pretty sure he would have. See the video after the jump.

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