Mary-Kate Olsen was on David Lettermen and ended up talking about Spencer Pratt who she knew in school. The whole thing is actually pretty funny. He's such a tool.

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The video after the jump is such a treat. Amy Winehouse signs a song covering a bunch of racist stuff and also targets handicapped people and homosexuals. Awesome. The video was shot by her husband Blake Fielder-Civil and News of the World go a copy of it. They say:

In a sequence shot around May 2007—weeks after the couple eloped to wed in Miami—they are in a dingy crack den with Delboy-style bamboo patterned wallpaper.

Amy, 24, and a pal called Sarah giggle as they sing a string of racist lines set to the tune of kiddies' favourite ‘Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes'.

Blake pretends NOT to record the unfolding events and eggs them on, saying: "Can we have a singsong of it?"

Sarah is at first reluctant but soon warms to the action as Amy enthusiastically sings:

"Blacks, Pakis, Gooks and Nips, Gooks and Nips!

"And deaf and dumb and blind and gay!"

She repeats the first line over again and on the word "Nips" Amy pulls her eyes into slits then pushes her boobs up in a gesture to her nipples.

The girls' efforts are greeted warmly by Blake, who pledges: "Well done. I promise I wasn't recording it."

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So checkout the how junkies seem to have fun after the jump when they're not busy sticking stuff in their veins. Good times.

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Mariah Carey was in Japan the other day and I didn't even bother posting the pictures because they bored me. The video is far more impressive anyway because she was taken to the mound to throw the opening pitch for a baseball game at the Tokyo Dome yesterday and she rolled it right on in to the catcher. I really don't get how people can't throw stuff. Monkeys can fling poop quite well and they don't have opposable thumbs for crying out loud!

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Yep! It's true. There is a special Keeping Up with the Kardashians episode this weekend called Junk in the Trunk and you'll get to see a bunch of footage not shown before. It's really a toss-up as to what I really want to see, Kim Kardashian mooning the camera or her eating pavement while walking down the street. I think I'll go with the butt action for now. Don't hold me to that though. There is a video teaser of the show after the jump.

Kim Kardashian Bonus Gallery:

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Denise Richards was on The Today Show getting interviewed by Matt Lauer about what's being called Hollywood's nastiest divorce from actor Charlie Sheen. She wanted to set the record straight on an email supposedly from her requesting some of Charlie's sperm for another baby was totally doctored. Here's the email:

Dear Brooke,

I don't want to have a baby with Charlie. I am having a baby in the next year. By myself...my girlfriend suggested Charlie be the donor. SO, I did bring this up to him. There are so many couples having unhealthy children. Charlie and i have very beautiful healthy children together. I was strictly looking for a sperm donor if it's any of your business. If it were him, I said we would sign a document that he couldn't come after me and I couldn't come after him..this wasn't to have sex with him, it was him donating..that's it. I didn't want him to tell you at this time because it was something very personal that I'm doing myself.

It was funny that she was claiming people don't understand her and that she never went on television and aired their dirty laundry to the public, but that's what she was doing today. So now she's doing a reality show (yeah, she was marketing her poor self) called Denise Richards: It's Complicated and she intends to have her daughters on the show. She must have mentioned she's a single mother about 10 times, we got it.

She ended up saying the same thing to Lauer any gossipy neighbor will tell you in the laundry room. "I wasn't going to say anything, but..."

She says Charlie had signed the consent form, but then later wanted increased custody in return and she doesn't want to change it. She also called him a "stranger" even though they were married and have kids.

By the end of the interview I realize 1) she does have a down-turned mouth and 2) I really, really hate her. I love how with this and the whole stole Heather Locklear's boyfriend issue, Denise is always the poor, poor innocent victim. You can see a video of her on The View after she did Today where Whoopi calls her out a bit on the kid issue and Denise plays more "poor me" and brings up her mom dying at just the right time.

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Alright...I can't technically prove that that Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty are high, but the two wonders to the junkie world made a YouTube video together that shows them playing with some newborn mice and rambling incoherently. I'm fine with accents and still I barely understood half the darn thing. She also seemed to have a message for her husband Blake who's in jail still.

In it, Winehouse holds one of the tiny mice on her finger and uses it to send a message to her husband Blake Fielder-Civil.

"This one's got a message from Blake," she says. "Blake, please don't divorce mummy. She loves you ever so. Hang on, my big brother wants to say something."

Taking another mouse from Doherty, she continues: "Yeah, if you divorce her you'll have me to deal with. I'm only a day old. I don't know what I'm doing but I know what love is."

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And yes, the picture above is cut straight from the video because I wanted you to take note that Pete has the same scabby junkie-face that Amy does. It's not a freaking skin condition. It's the drugs. HELLO!?! Damn nutbag junkies. See the video after the jump.

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