Just earlier this week we had rumors of Britney Spears new "friend" Adnan the paparazzi guy supposedly shopping around private semi-nude pictures of her. The next day she supposedly dumped him because she was getting suspicious that he might just be using her.

And here's what we're told about the "semi-nude" photos: there are shots of Britney wearing just a t-shirt -- we guess it's the night she was with him on the balcony, sharing the lollipop and she was wearing a t-shirt with no pants and a jacket.

Oh yeah, that sounds like it's worth the millions he was supposedly asking.

Now Adnan's agency is hoping to launch a website based on their big exclusive -- they've got one photo up and a single story "announcing" Adnan's relationship with Britney (a little late, now that it seems to be over since Brit apparently realized Adnan's cashing in on her ass, literally). They say the two are "happily dating!"

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Originally Adnan was supposedly offering the pictures for $5 million dollars. They end up going for the bargain basement price is $57,000.

Britney meets a guy who's a married paparazzi photographer and within 2 weeks, he got her to take semi-naked pictures in a hotel room. Pretty soon she thought "hmmm, maybe some thing's up here" and dumped the guy. Britney is so incredibly dumb that if she was Little Red Riding Hood, she would have never figured out that Grandma had strangely big teeth until it was too late.

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Britney Spears is now thinking that the dudes that stalk her like mad hoping to catch pictures of her being completely stupid are her best friends. She's even saying photographer Adnan Ghalib is someone she trusts and "He's my only friend in the world."

Britney, 26 - who ripped an IV drip from her arm and refused further treatment - bizarrely told loved ones the paparazzi are now the only people she trusts.

A source close to a long-time pal said: "Britney is on the edge. It's worrying - and ironic - that the only person she feels she can turn to is a paparazzo."It's like the lamb going to stay with the wolfpack. Britney knows Adnan because he has followed her relentlessly for months.

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Let's hope that trust is solid and not misplaced. What's that? Oh yeah...he's trying to sell pictures of her and make some cash.

Britney Spears's new boyfriend - a Birmingham-born paparazzi photographer - has been touting around intimate pictures taken of them together in recent days with a staggering £500,000 price tag

The Los Angeles-based photo agency that Adnam Ghalib works for, Finalpixx, was yesterday trying to broker a deal with UK newspapers for use of pictures of Mr Ghalib and Miss Spears together.

The images were taken after Spears managed to check herself out of a secure unit at an LA hospital where she had been sensationally taken by police after taking her own children hostage in a custody row with her estranged husband Kevin Federline.

Pictures around yesterday showed them passionately embracing, walking hand in hand, and arm in arm down the street, and feeding food to one another.

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This freaking guy is no friend. Hell, I'd be a better friend since I'd tell her to wear a damn bra and stop showing her nipples to the world. I'd probably give her the full tough love treatment though, but at least I wouldn't be selling pictures and trying to make money off of a "friend" like a parasite.

More pictures of the four of them. Britney, Ghalib, and Britney's nipples.

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In the every wild world of As The Spears Turns...

Britney Spears's mother is asking for "prayers" following the news of her daughter's hospitalization.

Britney's mother Lynne Spears is "extremely distraught" and wants people to pray for her daughter. Or maybe that's daughters. They're both kinda screwy. Anyway, Lynne is upset and very, very worried about the whole matter. I suppose we could all pray, but that's not my thing. I will bleed a chicken and then dance naked around a fire invoking the spirits of vengeance though. It's pretty much the same thing.

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Britney's father Jamie Spears was so upset about everything going on that he cried. It's being said that he "doesn't know what to do" and therefore he doesn't know how to help resolve the situation. I could give some advice to the confused guy, which might just be helpful in resolving all his troubles. It seems to have worked for me a few times. First, what you need to do is get a chicken and a really sharp knife. Then you light a nice big fire in the backyard...

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Now therapist Dr. Phil McGraw is jumping in the ring to help Britney. Supposedly he's taping a show with Britney's parents real soon. Yeah...that will help her. UPDATE: CANCELLED. He's also been taking phone calls and meeting with the family about doing a "medical and psychological intervention" to help. I'm pretty sure Brit won't listen, but whatever. I'm no expert in all that business. I do think Dr. Phil has a great cowboy name because I am an expert in cowboys though. It reminds me of that old cartoon horse with the gun, Quickdraw McGraw.

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Meanwhile, Britney Spears slipped under the radar and has been hanging out again with that photographer Adnan Ghalib who works for Finalpixx. He's married supposedly, but that's not stopping the pair. They stayed in a hotel before and they're doing it again. If you interpret "doing it" as something sexual, then you'd probably be right. Whenever times get tough for Britney, she gets naked. If only she had a chicken...things would probably work out rather well.

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