Amy Winehouse did her first performance after all her recent wild antics and doing some rehab by hitting the stage at the Rio Festival in Lisbon. Surprise! It was still bad.

Failing to start off the night on the right foot, the troubled Brit showed up to the venue nearly an hour late and performed a short 55-minute set littered with the twitchy and wired uneasiness that overwhelmed her performances the past year pre-rehab.

Also overwhelming? Numerous cuts and scrapes on her arms, including a heavily wrapped right hand.

During the erratic set, Amy chatted with her band, played with her microphone wire, ate lozenges for her supposed "sore throat" and ran off and back on the stage. She also failed to resurface for an encore, leaving fans unamused.

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Would anyone pay to see her perform? The cuts, the scrapes, the weird behavior...oh yeah, that's a good time. I could get just as much entertainment watching some junkie on the street and save myself the ticket cost.

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Ahhhh, youth! If I had a dollar for every time my father said "Son, let's go see the skin diseased crack-ho down the street" I'd be a rich man. Amy Winehouse had a small visitor recently. A boy that wanted her autograph on a video game and some type of electric bongos. There's really no part in this story that makes any type of sense. I could say ommmfa gorba bliksommaflorg and it would mean about the same thing. Goofy!

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Alright...I can't technically prove that that Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty are high, but the two wonders to the junkie world made a YouTube video together that shows them playing with some newborn mice and rambling incoherently. I'm fine with accents and still I barely understood half the darn thing. She also seemed to have a message for her husband Blake who's in jail still.

In it, Winehouse holds one of the tiny mice on her finger and uses it to send a message to her husband Blake Fielder-Civil.

"This one's got a message from Blake," she says. "Blake, please don't divorce mummy. She loves you ever so. Hang on, my big brother wants to say something."

Taking another mouse from Doherty, she continues: "Yeah, if you divorce her you'll have me to deal with. I'm only a day old. I don't know what I'm doing but I know what love is."

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And yes, the picture above is cut straight from the video because I wanted you to take note that Pete has the same scabby junkie-face that Amy does. It's not a freaking skin condition. It's the drugs. HELLO!?! Damn nutbag junkies. See the video after the jump.

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I probably should have posted that before lunch. Sorry.

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If you're in the U.K. and need some crack, then just keep a lookout for Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty. They're still hanging out and partying together so I'm sure plenty of illegal drugs can't be far behind.

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This kiss between Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty is possibly one of the ugliest things I've ever seen. They had this tender moment during a party she threw last night. One junkie kissing another is not something that you should just look at casually, especially after a few drinks. I'd have thrown up right there on the floor.

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