Amy Winehouse is so fine that we don't even have a category for it. It's like a new level of sexy. Let's call it Dead Sexy. She supposedly has impetigo, a skin infection that makes the skin get all scabby and crusty if you believe the media. I think it's more like stage one of zombification. She ended up buying a sunbed to try and help.

However, the rash, which she has reportedly been taking antibiotics to clear up, does not appear to be healing.

And in general, Amy's health appears to have deteriorated since her comeback Grammys performance, with her once healthy-looking skin now appears scabby, and blemished.

It seems the singer is hoping a sun-kissed look could improve the appearance of her skin - a sun bed was delivered to her home today.

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A sunbed will probably give us the same thing, only nicely tanned. That will most likely explode the sexy charts completely off the map. It won't help cure the big scratches she has on her arm though.

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Guess who's got the skinny flat buttcrack showing?

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Will someone call Blake in jail and tell him he left his doggy in the car?

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Bar Refaeli is one hot pirate (Egotastic)

Eva Mendes sports an uplifted chest (HollywoodTuna)

Game on Heidi Klum, game on (Horny Oyster)

Kevin Federline's getting fat (Pink Is The New Blog)

Julianne Hough the dancing virgin (In Case You Didn't Know)

Amy Winehouse puts out smokes on her face (IDLYITW)

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I don't mean her drug addiction either. Amy Winehouse has some sort of skin disease called impetigo. It seems pretty convenient that she has this because I don't think I've ever met a junkie who didn't look like this. Normally it's from them sticking all those toxins into their system, you know...like heroin, cocaine and whatever it's cut with, all that crap. It comes to the surface very rapidly and just screws up your skin.

It's a bacterial skin infection that causes pimple-like lumps - and is "is highly contagious, and scratching or touching the sores is likely to spread the infection to other parts of the body as well as to other people," according to the Mayo Clinic's Web site.

And yes, Winehouse, 24, had been prescribed drugs ... in the form of antibiotics.

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Okay it's impetigo. I was thinking that one time when I sacrificed a chicken and said "a pox on her" that it actually might have worked. Of course the chicken was dead and I was eating it, but you have to admit the Colonel's secret recipe at Kentucky Fried Chicken is somewhat magical.

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See that? I did like a reverse thing in the title. Catchy huh?

So supposedly Amy Winehouse is one again doing coke, ecstasy, cannabis and booze. It's like a whole buffet! I personally like to get the salad bar first followed by some hot food like spicy chicken wings with that yummy ranch sauce, but Amy likes drugs and lots of them!

One horrified friend told how last week Amy deliberately burnt her hand with a lighter, screaming: “My life is a shell of what it was.

"People talk to me and I just zone out. It’s like the whole world is now stillborn. Colours aren’t as bright, love doesn’t feel real. I don’t know who I am and I just feel numb."

I know why it feels that way. Did you ever see a medical special on television about ecstasy? They studied like 100 users and after some repeated abuse, they all had holes in their brain. Not like in one spot, but like Swiss freaking cheese. They couldn't think as well, remember the past, had emotional issues, and well...had literal holes in their damn brains!

"Amy has been up and down in a way she never was before. One minute she’ll be fine, the next she’ll be in a heap on the floor, screaming she can’t go on. She feels that rehab is turning her into some sort of zombie with no emotion."

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Wait, rehab is turning her into a zombie? That's because she's not even clean yet. Of course she's in a heap on the floor screaming. That's called withdrawals and her addiction is screaming for a fix. Who the eff are these "friends" that seem so concerned that they want to give her drugs to counter the evils of rehab? God damn junkies.

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