Yeah, nice totally double meaning title huh? I'm just that good. This guy that drives me totally nuts, Andy Dick, won't be up for sexual battery charges after being arrested for groping a minor on the street. Justice must be blind and dumb.

The former star of NewsRadio, 42, still faces misdemeanor drug possession and battery charges, though no felony charges.

Dick - who is scheduled to appear in court on Wednesday - was arrested at Buffalo Wild Wings in Murrieta, CA, about 80 miles east of L.A.

A 17-year-old girl told police Dick, 42, "grabbed her tank top and bra and pulled them down and exposed her breasts," police told the AP.

Marijuana and the drug Xanax were found Dick's pants pockets; he also appeared "extremely intoxicated," police said.

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This is the same clown that was tossed off the Jimmy Kimmel Live show because he kept groping Ivanka Trump. Man I hate this guy.

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There's nobody I really hate like Andy Dick. It turns out he was arrested early this morning on suspicion of drug possession and sexual battery.

Around 1:15 AM this morning cops tell us they responded to a report of a person peeing in the parking lot outside the wing joint, causing a disturbance.

Once there, they stopped a van and found Dick in the passenger seat. He was arrested for allegedly groping a 17-year-old girl's breasts and pulling her top down.

When he was searched, cops say they found weed and one Xanax in his front pants pocket.

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It couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

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Oh I absolutely love this. It's like Christmas right now and Santa actually got my letter. It seems Jon Lovitz and Andy Dick were in the same comedy club and had some words regarding the death of colleague Phil Hartman.

Laugh Factory owner Jamie Masada, who witnessed the assault, said, "Jon picked Andy up by the head and smashed him into the bar four or five times, and blood started pouring out of his nose." Lovitz told Page Six, "All the comedians are glad I did it because this guy is a [bleep]hole."

Lovitz says that Andy Dick had some serious involvement in the Hartman's marraige problems and I'm sure that's what created the powder keg situation.

"Andy was doing cocaine, and he gave Brynn some after she had been sober for 10 years. Phil was furious about it - and then five months later he's dead," said Lovitz, adding that when he filled in on Hartman's "Newsradio" sitcom, "I told Andy, 'I wouldn't be here now if you hadn't given Brynn that cocaine.' "

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So Jon Lovitz is now my hero. Andy Dick is such an ass he's had a beating coming for a long time from someone. Kinda makes me happy it was a short, bald, and chubby guy that kicked Andy's girly ass.

The Universe makes sense now.

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So Andy Dick tries to impress people with his sardonic wit once again and falls flat on his face. He was at the L.A. Improv comedy club on the weekend and decided it would be funny to drop some n-bombs

Andy was heckling comedian Ian Bagg during his routine, when Dick allegedly got out of his seat, jumped onstage and began joking with Bagg. The subject of Michael Richards came up, but the two comics quickly moved past it. As Dick exited the stage, he suddenly grabbed the mic and shouted at the crowd, "You're all a bunch of niggers!"

This guy is such a mental moron that it escapes me at how he became famous. I could literally crap in a bag and toss it onstage and it would be funnier then this guy. I keep thinking his name, especially the last one, is just so appropriate.

Andy Dick -- The New "Kramer"?

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Yes, that's right. As hard to believe as it is, it seems Andy Dick was at the Comedy Central Roast of William *dramatic pause* Shatner. I simply can't believe that people are still suprised by this clown. He's like an annoying skin rash that won't go away. He just keeps coming back every time and then people are shocked at his behavior.

Holly-weird is too crazy.

August 15, 2006 -- KOOKY comedian Andy Dick went bonkers at the Comedy Central roast of William Shatner on Sunday night - licking the faces of Farrah Fawcett, Carrie Fisher and Patton Oswalt before biting Post reporter Mandy Stadtmiller on the hand during a bizarre backstage meltdown.

Dick's face-licking frenzy began after Oswalt made a crack about the scraggly star's rollerskate-licking turn in Jessica Simpson's video, "A Public Affair." Dick retaliated by unleashing his tongue on Oswalt's face before turning it on Fawcett, Fisher and "Star Trek" actress Nichelle Nichols during the taping at the Radford CBS Studio in Studio City, Calif.

Backstage at the after-party, a drunken Dick groped an appalled Stadtmiller, tried to kiss her, proclaimed his love for her and finally bit her hand.

"Baby please," Dick repeated six times. "Put in something nice," he said after urinating in front of the horrified journalist in his dressing room and offering her cocaine.

"They're so mean," he ranted. "I'm not weird. Maybe I'm a little weird, they make me out to be a monster, I'm not a monster . . . I just want to have fun, baby please."

A little weird? A LITTLE? How about so freaking weird that you make Kevin Federline look like a good husband. How about so weird that you make recent Eddie Murphy movies seem good.

Let's review:
Face-licking - check
Acting stupid - check
Groping - check
Biting - check
Drugs - check
Urinating in front of others - check

Note to the world...if Andy Dick licks your face, then go see the doctor. STAT! Now just wait until the next sighting. He'll go somewhere and everyone will be all suprised again like "wow, he's so weird."

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