Mariah Carey better than Elvis (The Superficial)

Angelina Jolie at 16 (IDLYITW)

Mena Suvari with more bikini (HollywoodTuna)

Ciara promotes her booty (Derek Hail)

Lindsay Lohan get's another movie role (I'm Not Obsessed)

Heather Mills in a bad disguise (DListed)

Bobby Brown blames Whitney (Faded Youth)

I love Ali Larter (Bastardly)

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Now how interesting is this? It turns out that Barack Obama is a distant cousin of Brad Pitt. Even more interesting is that Hillary Rodham Clinton is actually related to Angelina Jolie. Of course Clinton was hit repeatedly with the ugly branch of the family tree. Oh...I'm going to Hell now.

Pitt and Obama are ninth cousins, linked by Edwin Hickman, who died in Virginia in 1769.

Obama is also related to plenty of other political powerhouses. Have a look.

Obama has a prolific presidential lineage that features Democrats and Republicans. His distant cousins include President George W. Bush and his father, George H.W. Bush, Gerald Ford, Lyndon Johnson, Harry S. Truman and James Madison. Other Obama cousins include Vice President Dick Cheney, British Prime Minister Sir Winston Churchill and Civil War General Robert E. Lee.

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I find all this quite amazing so I did some of my own research. Turns out Keith Malley and Brother Love are both super distant cousins of mine so go buy a t-shirt from both of them. Maybe an album or two. One is hilarious and the other will rock your house down. I don't really have the documentation to back up the whole relation thing, but I just feel it. You know what I'm saying?

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Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie were supposed to meet at the Night Before party on Saturday. According to a source, Jennifer was hoping to get some "closure" on the situation, although it's been 3 years and you'd think she could get over it by now. Things didn't go according to plan though and Angelina bailed at the last minute.

But hours before the bash, Jolie - who had just debuted her bump across town at the Film Independent's Spirit Awards - backed out.

Jolie is possibly "being either very Machiavellian or very passive-aggressive," Robert Greene, the author of The 48 Laws of Power tells Us Weekly.

"If Angelina is trying to get under Jen's skin - push her buttons - this is a clever way to do it," Greene adds.

"Imagine you're in Jen's shoes," he says. "You're worried about Angelina showing up. And she never does. It's infuriating. If intentional, it's definitely a power move."

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Looks like Angeline keeps Brad, the baby, one on the way AND the power over Jen's closure. It would be nice if Jennifer would be able to get over things on her own, because soon she's just going to have to start having sex with David Arquette...or better yet Courteney Cox. Now there's a mental image!

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Angelina Jolie is very pregnant (IDLYITW)

Elsa Pataky bikini pictures (Egotastic)

Sean Penn dating Petra Nemcova? (HollywoodTuna)

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Jennifer Aniston is still hurting inside over her split from Brad Pitt even though it's been 3 years. I just want to tell Jen...you're hot babe and you really could get someone else, someone who'll be perfect for you. You're one of the most attractive women around and finding a date should be a breeze. On a scale system where Britney Spears is a 1 and Angelina Jolie is a 10, you're a solid 8.5 easily.

What's wrong? What did I say? I was just trying to help.

"It's been three years since they split," one pal of Jen Aniston reveals to OK! about the actress' divorce from Brad Pitt. "But she's still so far from getting over him, it's tragic."

And on Feb. 23, when Jen, Brad and the woman he left her for, Angelina Jolie, will all take part in hosting a charity event at the Beverly Hills Hotel, the tension in the room will most certainly be palpable.

Sources tell OK! the former Friends star is now gearing up for the moment she'll have to say hello to Angelina or, as she chooses to put it, "that person who ruined my life."

Making the matter more stressful for Jen, who turned 39 on Feb. 11, is that she's being constantly bombarded with images of a glowing, pregnant Angelina. "Jen is desperate for kids," says a source. "She can feel her biological clock ticking and must be scared that she's left it too late. She keeps saying that she wishes she had kids with Brad and that, if she had, maybe things would be different."

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I've got to admit, it is pretty sad. She had the storybook wedding and the hottest husband on the planet. She was blessed with everything until Angelina Jolie showed up and had sex with her husband. What are the odds that would happen?

No really...what are the odds? I'm trying to calculate here people!

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Angeline Jolie and Brad Pitt are expecting another child. It's actually not really big news because when you look like these two do...you expect them to be having sex all the time.

And now OK! has learned that Angelina is indeed expecting baby no. 2 with boyfriend Brad Pitt and that the actress is over the moon about bringing another child into the world.

"Angie has wanted a second biological baby for some time now," a friend of the star tells OK!. "And the minute she's pregnant, she just glows. She's the type that doesn't want to scream it to everyone, but she has the quiet, expectant mother glow. Her smile says she's the luckiest woman in the world."

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At least now they are one step closer to having the 8 or so kids they wanted. I think Tom Cruise and Suri Cruse will take over the Earth someday as evil rulers and the Jolie-Pitt Clan will rise up and help us overthrow them in an incredible battle. Then peace will reign supreme for thousands of years.

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