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Not only did Bruce Willis impress the crap out of me by the way he handled the online debunkers at Ain't It Cool News, but now...he's dating Playmate Tamara Witmer.

Poor Bruce Willis. Almost nine years after he and wife Demi Moore split, he just can't seem to find age-appropriate partners. The 52-year-old actor is now trying out Playmate Tamara Witmer, who at 23 is five years older than his daughter Rumer.

Witmer, for one, isn't bothered by the age difference. "People expect that," she says. She admits being "a little nervous" when she recently met the "Die Hard" star at L.A.'s Peninsula Hotel.

That was after they got to know each other over the phone. "He's got the sexiest voice!" she says. "He's so smooth and suave. I don't mind the bald head. He's really good looking in person."

NY Daily

See more of Tamara Witmer. All perfectly safe photos of course.

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So Umbrax of the Braxcave shoots me a message (yeah, we're cool like that) saying "check out this cool read" on Ain't It Cool News and I'll be damned if it wasn't some dude using the name "Walter B" talking about the Live Free or Die Hard movie coming out.

Personally, I don't give a Yippee-Ki-Yay because I'll see Bruce in anything. I'm not a fanboy, but c'mon. Pulp Fiction, Die Hard, 12 Monkeys...

Hell, I was a Moonlighting fan. I even liked Striking Distance and The Last Boyscout.

So this dude Walter B. starts hinting like he's Bruce Willis and all the debunkers are out in full force trying to call BS and claiming he's a studio shill trying to drum up movie promotion or something. The whole time Walter B. is cool as hell saying basically "whatever guys...I'll verify myself if you want."

Ain't It Cool News thread

Then nothing really happens. They ask questions, he answers and then they claim he knew some answers and some he didn't.

THEN...he starts saying "does someone have a MAC with iChat" and he even gives out his iChat address. (God I wish I had iChat. LOL!) Nobody seems to take him up on it and he repeats the invitation a few times.

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