Spencer Pratt checks out Heidi Montag's melons -Faded Youth

Carmen Electra is all smiles and charm -HollywoodTuna

O.J. Simpson get's attacked by his daughter -Celebitchy
(I'm sending her a knife and gloves)

Christina Ricci is alluring for some reason -IDLYITW

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Just a days after Carmen Electra partied for her 36th birthday in Las Vegas and now she's engaged to boyfriend Rob Patterson (pictured).

"It's a black diamond, perfect for us," Electra tells PEOPLE. "Different - it's our style."

Celebrating in Austin with her fiancé, guitarist Rob Patterson, 37, while hosting the Dos Equis party to find a new assistant for the Most Interesting Man in the World, Electra was beaming.

"We are so happy," the model-actress told PEOPLE. "This is a really happy time for both of us."

The couple have been dating less than a year. It will be Electra's third marriage.

"This relationship is different than the others," she says. ""It's so special. We both feel it's an important thing right now, and we want to keep everything special, so we're keeping everything secret for now."

Patterson popped the question over the weekend. "It was my birthday, and we were celebrating in Las Vegas together, so [The engagement] was my birthday present," she said.

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This will be Carmen's third marriage and for the record, every one of them wore "guy-liner" around their eyes. I might have to get some of that stuff.

So for a birthday present for her, he went with the engagement. That's not as romantic as the time I wrapped a bow around my privates and wrote "can I sex you up?" on my chest, but it's a close second.

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What has two thumbs and likes blowjobs? THIS guy!

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Every now and then we get some crazy damn emails from people that seem to think are getting right to celebrity eyes. News flash for you...they don't. We do however post them on the wall and make fun of them.

Dear Carmen Electra,

carmen electra u are teh hot that I would luv meet you. you are wonderfuls evrytings all time. u can me happy i am mostly here not without saw u for u.

Love,
Some Popscribe Reader named Andre

Let me just say Andre that u are speyshul pursun we pass info 2 Carmen 4 u. Knot.

For the record, Andre is from Russia and according to his other emails he also likes Halle Berry and boobs.

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You heard me right. Dr. Robert Rey from the show Dr. 90210 comes out of the closet with his own line of woman's control undergarments. What were you thinking? Just because he's flamboyant, dresses in pink and preens like a girl that he's gay or something? Okay maybe...

My wife is addicted to that show and it's always interesting to see Dr. Rey because I can't figure him out. He strikes me as one of those husbands who comes out after 20 years of marriage and says he's been secretly gay the whole time. He's just too neat and fashionable for Team Hetero.

So anyway, he decided to help women out by making something that would create an instant body change right before that "big date" without the need for surgery. Enter Maidenform Flexees Rigby & Peller Control Underwear Thane Slim and Lift Spanxx Dr. Rey's Shapewear, a truly original idea from one of the plastic surgeons to Hollywood's elite.

I love how he claims this was his idea, yet someone just took this stuff and slapped Dr. Rey's name on it. Now he's going to be a bazillionaire dammit. I have an idea to help women too. It's called Dr. John's Woobie. It's a blanket that you wrap yourself in when you're single and alone. It can't be damaged at all from crying or ice cream. Who wants one?

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Here's Carmen Electra and Denise Richards at the Dr. Rey's Shapewear Launch party.

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