Breaking News! It's just coming in now that Jamie Lynn Spears has given birth to a baby girl. I wanted to call the story "17-year old girl destroys vagina" personally, but I really didn't want to deal with the endless emails I'd be receiving about it.

Daughter Maddie was born Thursday at Mississippi Southwest Regional Medical Center in McComb, Mississippi.

Maddie weighed 7 lbs., 11 ounces.

This is the first child for 17-year-old actress and her 19-year-old fiance Casey Aldridge, a pipe layer.

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Wait a minute...she's like a hillbilly country actress that was having teen sex and he's a pipe layer? He's seriously a pipe layer? How did I miss that before. That's damn hilarious. Daddy was a pipe layer. Hahahaha!

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Seems that Jamie Lynn Spears might have a bigger secret regarding her pregnancy. It seems that people are talking that Casey Aldridge is not the father, but an older producer on her Zoey 101 show.

But now Star magazine insists that the teenager may not be the dad - and that Spears' friends and family think it is an older man who would face statutory rape charges.

Friends have said that Jamie Lynn was no longer even seeing Casey - and family members told Star that they believe the real father is a much older executive at her children's TV show ‘Zoey 101′.

"Casey is being paid off to be the family's fall guy while the real father remains unidentified," Star magazine insists.

They say the real reason is that an older man could be charged with statutory rape if revealed to be the father of an under-aged girl's baby.

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The story just keeps getting more shocking, but the bottom line is that she's 16 years-old and definitely following her older sister Britney's promiscuous lifestyle. That was all a bunch of nice speak for she's a whore. Soon we'll find out she was really doing "the train" with 14 dudes at a party. Wouldn't surprise me at this point.

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That's right, I wasn't even done with this story. Now comes the exciting twist that Jamie Lynn Spears and Casey Aldridge might not even be a couple. Gasp! Casey seems to be sending a message according to his myspace.

A day after news broke that the 16-year-old is expecting, a Spears family insider tells Life & Style that she and Casey Aldridge, the father of her baby, are not seeing each other!

“Jamie Lynn and Casey are NOT together. They’ve broken up numerous times, but he was her first and she kept taking him back," says the insider.

“They’re not dating now. He's really got nothing to offer this baby. He's a kid himself. They have no plans to get married."

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He was her first? Now that has to suck. First time out of the gate and she gets knocked-up? That kid has all the odds stacked against it at this point wit an underage mother, a father that didn't want to have a kid, Auntie Britney who can't keep her own kids, divorced Grandparents....it just goes on.

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