I hate this little bitch so bad. I'm not homophobic in the least so don't even go there sister! I just want to slap Chris Crocker real hard because I hate him, her...whatever. He'd be screaming "leave me alone," which would be ironic and make me laugh and then I'd slap him again. Of course that would make me laugh just as much. Oh I could take him too! I just know it. Only a couple women in this world have ever beat me up and for the record, that second time I really did get sand in my eye.

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We recently got spammed from some music media person about Chris Crocker having a new single on iTunes.

Chris Crocker, Britney's number one fan, has released a dance track. The internet star was thrust in to the limelight after he posted an emotional video on YouTube telling the world to "leave britney alone". Now the hillarious rant has been released as a dance single, appearing on iTunes yesterday evening.

Just to be clear, if I was to spent 99 cents on this goofball...it would be for a bullet. Anyway, if someone wants this crap here you go. I think this is the song at least, but the media doofus never said. Nice work.

iTunes Link

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The whiny idiot Chris Crocker was the one who had his 15-seconds of fame crying "leave Britney alone" on a video clip. Now he's taking it back.

But while he spent months demanding that everyone "Leave Britney Alone!" his opinion has drastically changed in light of freaky Friday. "I retract my statement," Chris tells PageSix.com exclusively. "Britney needs to not be left alone right now. I think if everyone left her alone, she could do some major damage to herself."

Chris' concerns that Britney will harm herself if left unattended echo her fans' fears that their once shining star is in danger of burning out - for good. "The people close to her, they need to help her at this time. Rally together and do what they can to save her life."

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This guy bugs me and not because he's gay or because he looks like he should be punched in the face. He bugs me because he's about 18 years-old and thinks he knows everything there is to know. Just like all teens, nobody can tell him anything because he's so darn smart. It's fine to have an opinion, but let face it...until you're in your mid-20's, you're pretty much a retard. Most people grow out of it by then except me. I'm still a retard. No offence to retards of course.

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This is freaking hilarious! This AOL news commercial is a great spoof with "don't taze me bro" Andrew Meyer, "leave Britney alone" Chris Crocker and a perfect "in the Iraq" Miss Teen South Carolina Caitlin Upton all driving a poor convenience store clerk crazy.

A MUST SEE!

All the original videos are after the jump. Enjoy!

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She's slapped her mom, divorced her husband, and pissed off most casual fans worldwide. Does Britney Spears have love for the true fans that would never leave her in her time of need? Nope. She's Britney bitch.

"Britney does not think Chris Crocker is funny," a Spears pal tells Us. "She thinks he's creepy and that all his videos are an obvious attempt at fame. She finds it insulting and difficult to watch."

But Crocker defends his teary online tribute. "It was to give Britney fans a voice," he tells Usmagazine.com. "There is nothing insulting there. It was for her fans to show our support."

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There you have it. I'm thinking of sending Britney a "Leave Chris Crocker Alone" video or posting it on YouTube, but I can't keep from laughing everytime I mention his name. And just for the record...I'm not laughing with him, I'm laughing at him. If I could punch him in the face, I'd do that too.

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