This is great! Enjoy!

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Well, how the hell do I follow that last post by Patrice? Chris Crocker is the self-professed specialist in "edutainment" and yet he's only 19-years old. Now he's pissed because FOX News played his video and discussed if he was a male or female. See for yourself.

Guess what Betty Crocker? It IS hard to tell if you're a male or female. Your name is "Chris" and that ranks up there with Pat in the generic name world. And as for your holy ego/attitude, it made me want to just slap you until my pimp-slapping hand starts to bleed.

What did crack me up was the fact that he also calls himself "The Queen of the Ghetto" on his page. Oh sure, he's mad if he thinks your homophobic, but he has no problem thinking he's black and calling people "sista" and using the N-word. Sure, he's saying it as "niggas" like he's a gangsta, but has he ever been to a real ghetto? I doubt it. Show me Chris in the ghetto and I'll show you a white dude that gets beaten before he can say "what-up."

Here he is saying to haters they can "bring it" and he'll fight them. God damn trainwreck in action.

Chris Crockers YouTube page

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Ladies and Gentleman the one person truly rattled by all this Britney Spears mess has a message for all you haters.

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!

Reporting straight from what appears to be a blanket fort Chris Crocker is tired of America taking it's frustrations out on Britney Jean.

He's already managed to make appearances on the Howard Stern show as well as ABC News. It's not even work to get some sort of fame these days.

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