Maxim magazine has put out their yearly Hot 100 List and ranking at the very top of the list is Marisa Miller the uber-model. While I applaud the top spot, I really don't get some of their choices overall. Here's the Top Ten:

1. Marisa Miller
2. Scarlett Johansson
3. Jessica Biel
4. Eva Longoria
5. Sarah Michelle Gellar
6. Elisha Cuthbert
7. Eva Mendes
8. Christina Aguilera
9. Lindsay Lohan
10. Ashley Tisdale

As you can see, Marisa followed by Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Biel is a really good combo, but after that things seemed to fall apart. Eva Longoria? Really? Christina Aguilera is there over Hayden Paniettere? Megan Fox ranked down at #16? WTF? Ashley Tisdale and Lindsay Lohan are above Megan? They're insane.

Check out the Maxim complete list but I warn you, Britney Spears is #19. Told you they were insane.

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Christina Aguilera went to the The Little Door restaurant in Hollywood with her husband Jordan Bratman last night. She went in looking great, but when she left...she had to be carried out to the car. She must have been drunk as hell! You know what that means. When she got home Jordan had some drunk sex!

I've done the same thing. it's okay Jordan. Unless she throws up or something in which case you clean her up and then have drunk sex! It's always possible that she'll pass out though. Still you get to have drunk sex! See ladies? Once you're drinking, there's not too many ways to get out of drunk sex. If you're unattractive then we'll get drunk too and still have drunk sex!

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Paris Hilton has tiny cleavage (HollywoodTuna)

Mischa Barton nude on film (Egotastic)

Christina Aguilera wears lots of makeup (DListed)

Heather Mills dumps water on Paul's lawyer (I'm Not Obsessed)

Sophie Monk and some dude have sex? (Bastardly)

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Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman had a baby boy over the weekend.

The pint-sized vocal powerhouse gave birth to a boy, named Max Liron Bratman on Saturday, January 12 in Los Angeles. He is the first child for the songbird and her hubby of two years, Jordan Bratman, 30.

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Nicole Richie and Joel Madden had a baby girl.

According to a statement from the 26-year-old socialite's rep, Nicole gave birth to a six pound, seven ounce baby girl named Harlow Winter Kate Madden Friday at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center. The Simple Life star and her rocker beau, Joel Madden, checked into the hospital earlier in the day. This is the couple's first child.

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Either one of them will be a better mother than old you-know-who.

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I knew she couldn’t harness her superpowers and keep all that sexy covered up for nine months.

Christina Aguilera whips out the belly on the cover of the December issue of Marie Claire. In the article she talks about how the pregnancy wasn’t exactly planned, but definitely welcome and other stuff you say when you get up the duff.

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One of the latest big things happening at the moment is that fact that Christina Aguilera got caught getting out of her car and flashing her goods. She's wearing nylons and frankly, you can't see much at all so I don't get the big deal.

Who the hell are these super-perv photographers anyway? It seems like the prime thing to do now is get pictures of a celeb getting out of a car just for the up-skirt shot. I'd much rather see them posing in the red carpet or something. To Christina's credit though, she does appear well-groomed.

The NSFW version here

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