This is a funny little video clip of David "The Hoff" Hasselhoff totally hammered drunk trying to eat a burger. His daughter filmed him and then eventually the tape made it to Entertainment Tonight.

DAVID HASSELHOFF may have denied being too wasted to get on a plane last year, but this time there is VIDEO evidence of his drunkeness.

Rolling around the floor in just his jeans, the Hoff makes a clumsy attempt at eating a burger - which lasts six minutes.

All the time he is berated by his daughter TAYLOR, who tells him she will disown him if he carries on boozing.

She says: "Dad, you've got to promise me you're not going to get any alcohol tonight, okay?"

The Hoff's only response is to mutter "this is a mess" about the remains of his burger, some of which ends up dribbling from his mouth.

The Sun
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I know what you're saying. You think that David Hasselhoff's sexy bod, great singing, and his charming personality must win over some people, right? Well...it seems not.

ENTERTAINER David Hasselhoff has proved the least popular celebrity date this Valentine's Day, receiving no votes from 5000 Australians polled in an online survey.

The survey, conducted by accommodation website Wotif.com asked people who they would most like to take on a romantic Valentine's Day getaway.

The top response was their partner, with other popular responses being Desperate Housewife Eva Longoria, tennis player Maria Sharapova and actors Johnny Depp and Daniel Craig.

But not one person chose the former Knight Rider and Baywatch star who is now a cult figure after a recent Hoffmania campaign in which email inboxes and television and radio shows were bombarded with jokes promoting "the Hoff".

This is going to be a huge blow to David's oversized ego. Not one single person clicked him? Ouch!

Australia News Network - No Valentine for the Hoff

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The "White Man's Overbite" is NOT dead! It's alive and well. In fact, David Hasselhoff took it to Germany for his new music video "Jump in my car."

Jump in his car? Sure, then when he speeds up...open the door and jump out hoping for some blunt head trama.

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In some shocking news, David Hasselhoff claims that Princess Diana wanted to get him in the sack.

The former 'Baywatch' star boasted last night (12.09.06) that the princess was "smitten" with him and "sparks" flew between them when they met in 1993.

Hasselhoff, 54, recently divorced his wife Pamela Bach, 43, and insists that he and Princess Diana, who tragically died in a 1997 Paris car crash, would have slept together "if circumstances had been different"

Hmmm, I'm not so sure about news concerning the Hoff, from the Hoff. It seems a bit suspect. Guess she wanted to get a bit of Knight Rider. Ba-dum-dum. I'm thinking the Hoff is now totally crazy.

FemaleFirst.co.uk - David Hasselhoff: Princess Di wanted me

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Captain Ego David Hasselhoff is totally hooked on searching out references to him on the internet. Especially the conspiracy theory stuff. Apparently he actually fears he maybe the Anti-Christ.

"I actually read it and believed it. I started thinking, 'Maybe I am the Antichrist? Maybe why that's why all this weird s**t that has started happening to me and women yell at me on the street."

Starpulse News Blog - David Hasselhoff: 'Maybe I Am The Antichrist?'

I've got news for you David. You're not the Anti-Christ. Oh sure, you could be if you consider that last music video you put out, but I highly doubt you'll be the one to end the world. Women on the street are yelling because you've got so much chest hair it's scary. Back when you had Knight Rider and that slick leather jacket, you were the King of Cool. On Baywatch you were the King of Drool, and now it seems...you're the King of Fool.

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