Gemma Atkinson made her name in the Chester teen soap Hollyoaks and is  now returning to Chester to design a room for the Home & Garden Show. I haven’t got a clue what Chester is at all, other the glaringly obvious chesters that are staring me in the face in these photos. I’m guessing Chester is a magical land filled with well-endowed women. I thought it was called Breastonia, but Chester works too.

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We’ve been having bikini pictures every day this week it seems and rounding out things for the weekend, I figured that British Glamour Girl Gemma Atkinson would fit the bill nicely. Actually, I had these other pictures of her at a Loaded event that I figured I would add too, but after that it’s all bikini. Happy Friday!

Gemma Atkinson Bikini Gallery:

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It’s like everywhere I turn, UK Glamor Girl Gemma Atkinson turns up. This time she’s got her rather large breasts barely contained by some type of bikini from another decade. I’ve noticed a trend with these British babes who really are famous for nothing other then posing topless in the newspaper. They all seem to be rather massively endowed, leading me to believe that most of the country across the pond has a mammary fixation. Oh and they love football. And beer. And those tasty little sausage rolls…man those are good!

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The BRIT Awards is the British pop music award show and Gemma Atkinson was at the event just like she’s at pretty much every other major and minor event. I was a bit disappointed though considering we usually get treated to her wearing some type of corset and showing off her ample treasures. As a side note…I don’t think I’ve ever used “ample” before in a sentence so I felt this is a historical moment.

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Alright, I admit it. Gemma Atkinson has completely grown on me. I know some of you are out there thinking you know the reasons why, but you don’t. You couldn’t even begin to understand the complexities of who I am and what I’m about. It would take someone a very long time to know the real me and how my brain works. Anyone who tried would have to have a very high intellect to even begin to dissect the many layers of my personality.

What’s that Super Popscribe Fan Aurora? It’s because she’s wearing lingerie and has a nice rack?

Jesus! Okay, Aurora is clearly smarter then I realized, but the rest of you still have no clue what makes me tick.

ps) Aurora’s boyfriend better be careful. She’s got like some scary mind powers or something.

pps) What, Super Fan Lilly figured me out too? What the hell is going on around here?

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I can’t even get over the ugliness of that last story, so I’m going to have to take some extreme measures to counter it. UK Glamour Girl Gemma Atkinson showed wearing a corset for a top at a guest appearance in Citi Bar in Dublin, Ireland recently. I’m thinking she made quite an impression on the locals that night. There’s nothing better than a girl going out wearing lingerie as clothing. Get a pen and write that down. They’re like BAM, and I’m like “uhhh”, and the world is a better place for all of mankind. The only way this post could get any better is if it had a couple midgets and a trampoline.

A whole bunch more Gemma Atkinson pictures after the jump. I know you want to click the link. Do it. You’ll thank me.

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