Well, if you saw my blog post from yesterday about George Michael getting caught with his pants down (excuse the pun), then I thought you might appreciate the follow-up.

George Michael and his American lover Kenny Goss have called off their gay 'wedding' after the pop star was discovered having an illicit encounter with a stranger in a London park.

The couple had been looking forward to an Elton John-style 'wedding' ceremony followed by a lavish party to mark their 10th anniversary.

But plans for the nuptials have been called off after the singer was seen emerging from bushes following a sexual encounter with a pot-bellied, jobless van driver.

This is London - George's 'wedding is off'

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The London based News of the World busted George Michael in a seedy park after stumbling from the bushes. Just a bit later, his new bestest buddy Norman Kirtland also came out of cover to get into his Ford Transit van, complete with grubby, stained mattress in the back.

They tracked Kirtland down at his home where:

Looking gross and dishevelled, Kirtland answered the door naked pulling on grimy shorts as he invited us in.

He told the paper in the candid interview:

"He sort of came up and got close. He looked kind of brown so I said to him, "You're not totally English, are you?"

I told him I'd come all the way up from Brighton and he said, "What? Isn't Brighton good enough for this sort of thing?"

I told him it's highly dangerous at 2am. You'd get your throat cut.

He told me I could contact him on the Gaydar website and we just started kissing.

He did it very well. That was one of his major points. Then it was fondling and mutual pleasuring. It wasn't full sex but it was fantastic."

Kirtland's confession then took a bizarre twist as he bragged: "There's a secret that I have which no one knows about. It's a personal thing.

Most people pull away from it. But George actually seemed to respond.

When we'd finished he said, "I've got to go. I've got to go somewhere and chill out." And that was that.

OK, I admit I was there for sex. But I'm astonished a man as famous as George should even think about doing it. It's potentially so dangerous."

News of the World - George's Sex Shame

Ok George, how about not doing this sort of thing in public any more? There's a novel idea.

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