Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are just so damn righteous and full of themselves that it's annoying. Heidi is all about God and the Bible, which is cool when you keep it to yourself. Don't come to my door trying to convert me to your ways you hot-bodied thumper!

"I have been the most religious person since I was 2 years old. I always felt this crazy connection to God," says Montag, who identifies herself as "kind of non-denominational Baptist."

Montag - who just released her latest single "Fashion" and frequently reads the Bible - says she even wants to record a Christian album.

She adds that she once planned on devoting her life to God as a missionary in Africa.

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Meanwhile, Spencer Pratt just thinks he's just A-List now and that Mary-Kate Olsen used his name to get more press for her movie.

Hills star Spencer Pratt is flattered that Mary-Kate Olsen commented about his temper to David Letterman Thursday.

"I don't really get why she'd use my name to get press for her little indie film that no one's going to see," he told Usmagazine.com Friday. "She should probably focus more on not getting dressed in the dark than on me."

He also said:

"I forgive her, though," he added. "She's had to go through life as the less cute twin, which must be tough."

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She used his name for press? Is he serious? He doesn't even really act does he? Man they're annoying.

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In an effort to take over the world through all forms of media Heidi Montag is now starting her own record label in order to put out an album.  started her own label in an effort to get her album out there. Now she's released a new pop track "Fashion" which you can hear after the jump. It's such an incredible work, don't miss it.

Here's the couple out at some BBQ getting more free stuff and getting pictures taken. Yawn.

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Now that Spencer Pratt announced on David Letterman that he wouldn't even walk into a club for less than $100,000, He and girlfriend Heidi Montag decided to buy some guns. Lots and lots of guns. Then they visited Ed Hardy and got some free clothes, because they would never turn down free stuff of course because that's what they do...collect free stuff. And guarding all that free stuff is a $10,000 arsenal of weaponry.

"Spencer does have a few enemies," one pal explains. "He's alienated a lot of people now that he's rich and famous." Spencer, 24, and Heidi, 21, have been concerned about their protection. So the couple visited the Martin B. Retting store in Culver City, Calif., on June 7 and spent more than $10,000 on guns to arm themselves. They purchased two Benelli semiautomatic M4 tactical shotguns, two Wilson close quarter combat .45-caliber pistols and one Scout semiautomatic rifle. "They wanted the exact guns that the U.S. Delta Force uses," a friend explains. Spencer wants to be prepared for anything," says the friend.

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Remember, Spencer is one of the top villains on reality television so I guess he sat down and watched a few episodes on "The Unit" and then decided to go all Delta Force. Actually, that would have been pretty funny in the gun shop because there's nothing like someone that wants to play they're an expert and they're not. Just the fact that they wanted the "exact guns" that Delta Force uses is hilarious.

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There something oddly entertaining about the sign behind Heidi Montag pointing to her saying "Easy self-service check-in" don't you think? This also is one of the first times I think I've see her without makeup and she still looks good. Our latest Poll is about Heidi and right now it's tied between "I'd hit that" and "I can't stand her" so I'm thinking about a compromise. Usually when you have those two extremes, then angry sex is not out of the question. What do you think? Don't tell me you've never had angry sex you liars.

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Thus far on our latest Poll, the votes are just barely winning for "I'd hit that!" followed closely by "I can't stand her." Maybe this will help some of you decide. It seems that Heidi Montag actually got trapped in an ATM last night but was rescued before she had to eat her own arm to survive. I would vote "I'd hit that" now because clearly she's also stupid and you can always convince stupid people to do things easily. Just imagine the things she would do. "Stand on my head naked? What do I do with the banana?" Oh yeah...like taking candy from a baby.

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In know that Heidi Montag can be really, really annoying and usually you'd want to just ignore her Barbie self and stuff her in a closet. I do think she looked pretty great at the MTV Movie Awards last weekend though, and since I haven't done a poll in a while...I figured it's about time.

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