Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are just so damn righteous and full of themselves that it's annoying. Heidi is all about God and the Bible, which is cool when you keep it to yourself. Don't come to my door trying to convert me to your ways you hot-bodied thumper!

"I have been the most religious person since I was 2 years old. I always felt this crazy connection to God," says Montag, who identifies herself as "kind of non-denominational Baptist."

Montag - who just released her latest single "Fashion" and frequently reads the Bible - says she even wants to record a Christian album.

She adds that she once planned on devoting her life to God as a missionary in Africa.

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Meanwhile, Spencer Pratt just thinks he's just A-List now and that Mary-Kate Olsen used his name to get more press for her movie.

Hills star Spencer Pratt is flattered that Mary-Kate Olsen commented about his temper to David Letterman Thursday.

"I don't really get why she'd use my name to get press for her little indie film that no one's going to see," he told Usmagazine.com Friday. "She should probably focus more on not getting dressed in the dark than on me."

He also said:

"I forgive her, though," he added. "She's had to go through life as the less cute twin, which must be tough."

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She used his name for press? Is he serious? He doesn't even really act does he? Man they're annoying.

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In an effort to take over the world through all forms of media Heidi Montag is now starting her own record label in order to put out an album.  started her own label in an effort to get her album out there. Now she's released a new pop track "Fashion" which you can hear after the jump. It's such an incredible work, don't miss it.

Here's the couple out at some BBQ getting more free stuff and getting pictures taken. Yawn.

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Now that Spencer Pratt announced on David Letterman that he wouldn't even walk into a club for less than $100,000, He and girlfriend Heidi Montag decided to buy some guns. Lots and lots of guns. Then they visited Ed Hardy and got some free clothes, because they would never turn down free stuff of course because that's what they do...collect free stuff. And guarding all that free stuff is a $10,000 arsenal of weaponry.

"Spencer does have a few enemies," one pal explains. "He's alienated a lot of people now that he's rich and famous." Spencer, 24, and Heidi, 21, have been concerned about their protection. So the couple visited the Martin B. Retting store in Culver City, Calif., on June 7 and spent more than $10,000 on guns to arm themselves. They purchased two Benelli semiautomatic M4 tactical shotguns, two Wilson close quarter combat .45-caliber pistols and one Scout semiautomatic rifle. "They wanted the exact guns that the U.S. Delta Force uses," a friend explains. Spencer wants to be prepared for anything," says the friend.

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Remember, Spencer is one of the top villains on reality television so I guess he sat down and watched a few episodes on "The Unit" and then decided to go all Delta Force. Actually, that would have been pretty funny in the gun shop because there's nothing like someone that wants to play they're an expert and they're not. Just the fact that they wanted the "exact guns" that Delta Force uses is hilarious.

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After Heidi Montag was engaged and then called the wedding to Spencer Pratt off last year, now she's changed her mind again and decided that he's definitely the one.

"I'm ready to marry Spencer," the 21-year-old Hills star tells Us. "He's my soulmate."What changed? On-and-off beau Spencer Pratt convinced her to plan their wedding again during a secret make-or-break getaway to Mexico.

"Heidi read me biblical passages like 'Honor thy wife,'" says Pratt.

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Yes, they are soulmates. Both of them are totally fake and stupid. She read him passages from the Bible? I wonder if she read him the stuff about Wives, submit to your husbands as to the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, his body, of which he is the Savior or the stuff about Your beauty should not come from outward adornment, such as braided hair and the wearing of gold jewelry and fine clothes.

I'm thinking beast implants and nose jobs count as "outward adornment" even in the Kingdom of Heaven.

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"Oh look Spencey! Cameras! We're soooo popular. Tee hee hee."

That's pretty much all I can imagine Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt saying now with each one of these contrived photo events they seem to have. It's so annoying that I just want to stick the big foam finger right up...well, you know. I will say the shot above of Heidi eating that popsicle is strangely arousing though, but I can tell she's the type that only works the tip. That's a big minus in the points column if you know what I mean.

So blah, blah, blah...here's the pair putting a stain on the sport of baseball.

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Now here's a news flash. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are cheapskates. they were with two friends at an L.A. restaurant and ended up with a bill of $783. No big deal except that Spencer tipped the waiter a monster $16. Some of it was probably in change.

A camera crew was with the vomit-inducing twosome at the time -- no surprise there -- and our source says that when they stopped filming, the server approached a producer from the show about the measly tip. The producer forked over $60 from his own pocket to cover Spencer's shortcomings.

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16 dollars on a tab that's almost $800? These two would probably shoot a music video for nothing too. Oh yeah...they did! How can these two be so poor anyway? They have a television show, they never spend much, and the take advantage of every free opportunity that is remotely close to them. I don't get it.

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