Why would I say such a mean thing? because I'm getting tired of all the fake photo opportunities that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt take advantage of just for free publicity. There was Easter in the cute bunny ears and waving the American Flag all over Washington D.C. and about 50 other "events" that were totally staged. Now the pair has hit Mother's Day in a goofy photoshoot with Heidi's mom. What's the next holiday this pair is going to wreck?

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I completely hate seeing these two dorks in their staged photoshoots. It's just one big joke. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt try and get free publicity out of anything and now, being in Washington (like I mentioned yesterday) the pair decided to act like American Patriot Ken & Barbie. Don't for one minute ever think I like these two. Sure I give Heidi some attention, but that's because she's okay looking and has a decent rack. Superficial? Yeah...sue me.

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After stating that they would not attend the White House Correspondents Dinner in Washington, DC, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt went anyway. Originally they had said it wasn't something that "A-list" people would attend.

NOBODY expected to see Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt at the White House Correspondents Dinner in Washington, DC, Saturday night, especially after the obnoxious couple (see photo, facing page) were disinvited from MSNBC's table. But they managed to snag a last-minute seat at Fortune magazine's table.

And, of course, the fame-hungry duo from MTV's "The Hills" spent the night snaking their way through the DC after-parties. They hit the Bloomberg LP soirée at the embassy of Costa Rica, which was such a disaster, half the invitees couldn't get in.

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So do you think Heidi and Spencer actually figured out that they're not "A-list" and decided to go? I'm not even sure they're "B-list" even. I know she had breast surgery so she's a small "C-list" maybe, but I'm pretty sure Spencer isn't even on a list. In fact, I didn't even put up pictures of him because he's lame. The pictures of Heidi are from some Bloomberg event.

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Yes, it's every bit as bad as the title of this post sounds. Heidi Montag was on MTV's TRL yesterday and with Nelly standing right there, she busted out some freestyle. On behalf of white people everywhere...I apologize.

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Heidi Montag launched of her new fashion line called Heidiwood. I'd probably have to see some other outfits, but this zebra tank and black shorts is not that original if you ask me. Still...if you're a stripper or a street whore, then this looks like it would be perfect for you. Her designs are by women who want attention for women who want attention.

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Heidi Montag is a Real American Hero and she's going to help save us all by voting for John McCain in the Presidential Election.

"I'm voting for John McCain," she tells Us Weekly in its latest issue, on newsstands now.

"I'm a Republican and McCain has a lot of experience," she explains.

What Pratt, 24, warned her about making an endorsement, Montag replied, "I don't think anyone cares who Heidi Montag votes for."

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Guess what though Heidi? I'll be finding some homeless person during the elections and I'll personally take them to the polls to vote Obama and cancel your vote out. How do you like that? Ha! You're worthless now, but you have a decent rack. The end.

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