It seems that Jennifer Love Hewitt got the offer to pose for Playboy after Hef saw her recent bikini photos. Despite the fact that he loved her size 2 curves and he almost achieved 1/4 wood...she turned the magazine down. I made some of that up. You figure it out.

According to an insider, Hugh Hefner is one man who thinks Jennifer's curves are beautiful. Days after seeing the now infamous bikini shots, he offered her a substantial amount to pose for a Playboy pictorial. According to Jennifer's rep, she was flattered by the offer, but turned it down.

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She should have done topless at least. Is that too much to ask?

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Jennifer Love Hewitt wasn't lying when she said she was a size 2 regarding the controversy over bikini pictures taken of her. She was just being deceptive because she's really a "size two" as in she's pregnant and is now eating for two. First Jessica Alba and now this. I don't think I can take much more of this bad news around the holidays.

The star of “Ghost Whisperer” is said to be expecting her first baby with fiancé Ross McCall in June.

A source said: “Jennifer was shocked, but at the same time she was ecstatic with the news.

“It wasn’t planned, but now that it’s happened Jennifer and Ross are both very happy.”

Her curvy figure sparked cruel comments and also got tongues wagging regarding baby rumours.

Jennifer - who appeared much slimmer in a recent advertising campaign for US clothing chain Hanes - hit back at the jibes about her weight saying she was proud of her body.

The brunette beauty fumed: “Size two (UK size 6) is not fat! Nor will it ever be. And being a size zero doesn’t make you beautiful.

“I know what I look like and so do my friends and family. And like all women out there should, I love my body.”

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So now that's one more celebrity baby we're going to have in America. Where will this madness end?

Update: Dammit I'm an idiot! I barely even get this posted and I see it's already been denied. That was like some kind of nuclear attack that everyone in the world knew was just a drill and I was running around screaming "Duck and cover! Duck and cover!" like a complete fool. Read on...

Sites were buzzing today that Hewitt, 28, and her fiancé, Scottish actor Ross McCall, 32, are expecting their first child in June.

But her rep tells Usmagazine.com: "Jennifer is not pregnant."

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False alarm. Stand down.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt kissing another chick is not as erotic as I pictured it in my head...

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Al Roker on NBC's The Today Show struggled a bit when loudmouth Janice Dickinson mentioned her lips were real, but then pointed to her breasts and commented they were fake. Yeah, those lips are real alright...

The when he asked her about the Jennifer Love Hewitt controversy, she said Jennifer is normal and healthy and that the shots were a result of bad lighting and camera angles. As you may know, I defended JLH when those pictures came out and I certainly wouldn't say she's fat, but all the other lies should just stop. How can the sun be considered bad lighting? And the angles of the shots were pretty much straight on. Why not just say she looks normal?

Anyway, Janice said after:

"You want to see someone who's fat, I'm sorry Tyra...Tyra Banks is fat."

She claimed after she really loved Tyra and was only joking. It's too bad she happened to make Tyra the butt of her cruel joke. Pun fully intended of course.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt is fighting back on her official website about the bikini pictures recently taken of her in Hawaii. She feels they were invasive and taken from an unflattering angles.

Thursday, November 29, 2007
Blog: About the Hawaii Photos...

This is the last time I will address this subject.

I've sat by in silence for a long time now about the way women's bodies are constantly scrutinized. To set the record straight, I'm not upset for me, but for all of the girls out there that are struggling with their body image.

A size 2 is not fat! Nor will it ever be. And being a size 0 doesn't make you beautiful.

What I should be doing is celebrating some of the best days of my life and my engagement to the man of my dreams, instead of having to deal with photographers taking invasive pictures from bad angles. I know what I look like, and so do my friends and family. And like all women out there should, I love my body.

To all girls with butts, boobs, hips and a waist, put on a bikini -- put it on and stay strong.

Xoxo
JLH

Many bloggers reported that she's now just a big fatty, but not me so my calculations indicate I should get a nice thank you email directly from her or at least a invitation to her fan club in just the next couple days or so.

JLH Official Website

Jennifer Love Hewitt Bonus Gallery:

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Oh damn, Jennifer Love Hewitt is getting a serious bashing on many blogs for the recent bikini pictures that came out from her vacation in Hawaii. I'm feeling damn defensive today though and I'm not going to be jumping on the bandwagon. I'll even say Jennifer Love Hewitt looks good dammit.

This gossip business is generally about people being mean and nasty, but today I just can't do it. Sure I can be a chavanistic jerk and objectify the ladies sometimes. It's my nature and the fact that I have a penis. In this case though, Jennifer looks like a normal healthy woman and I'm not afraid to take a stand and say "hell yeah I'd hit that." Sure she's not skinny, but she not even close to obese either. Some of these bloggers need to get out more and meet real women instead of jerking to online porn everyday.

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