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Jesse Metcalfe the hunky landscaping dude on Desperate Housewives got punched in the face last night. You can't tell, but I'm saying that the same way Dane Cook would. You know, when he steals a joke and all. Punched...in the FACE! Jesse goes down on the ground and then gets back up and retaliates by saying "What the f*ck? What the f*ck? What the f*ck? What the f*ck? What the f*ck?"

Then as someone tries to chill things out he replies: "What the f*ck? What the f*ck? What the f*ck?"

If asked for a comment, Jesse Metcalfe would have said "What the f*ck?" At least I'm pretty sure he would have. See the video after the jump.

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