First we had to listen to things like Jennifer Aniston is dating the hottest guy in the world Brad Pitt. Then they got married and it was a fairy tale, blah, blah. Then they divorced and it was like "oh the poor girl" for ages. Now at long last, Jen is getting some good sex from John Mayer and it's doing wonders for her.

"John is good in bed," a pal of the 30-year old singer-songwriter tells OK!. "Not just good, but sensational. Every girl I know who has slept with John says it was the best sex of their life. I'm not sure what exactly he does in bed, but after girls sleep with him, they're ruined. They get totally hung up on him and want more! Whatever John's secret is, he should market it. He could retire from the music industry."

Dating a man nearly ten years younger seems to have done wonders for the Marley & Me star, who was previously married to Brad Pitt, 44. "Great sex with a younger man can improve anyone's mood and attitude," says New York-based relationship expert Cooper Lawrence, who has not treated Jen.

"Jen's in a new relationship, and when you're having great sex, you dress to reflect how you feel. Instead of dark glasses and dull dresses, Jen's wearing short skirts and sexy tops. It's like sending a message to the world."

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Now everyone is going to be wanting the guy's secrets. Just when I've had all the John Mayer I can take, now he's going to be doing interviews about his moves left and right which will be annoying. I guess it's about time someone nailed the "woe is me" out of her though. It's about time.

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John Mayer was out the other day in his Ford GT that cost well over $100,000 to buy and gets an amazing 12 miles per gallon in the city. In an age where all kinds of celebrities are driving hybrids and being conscious about saving the environment, it's nice to see someone that wants to be completely selfish, flashy, and consume as much gas as possible in his pursuit to nail as many chicks as he can. He's my hero.

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You don't need to call them by the names John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston now, because the couple has been officially named Johnifer. US Magazine had a vote and that was the top choice.

After nearly 35,000 votes on Usmagazine.com, readers have declared a name for Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer: Johnifer!

While Johnifer snagged 12,396 votes, Janiston came in at a close second with 11,737.

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Johnifer is cool, but I'd prefer "Douche and the Chick with the Hot Body." I guess that is a bit of a mouthful and probably the reason they didn't hire me to write some names for them. Also in the running I would have had "Douche and McNipples" or "Douche and Yum-Yum." Are you seeing the trends here?

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Is John Mayer really just carving another notch on his belt with Jennifer Aniston? It could be. It seems people are worried about it.

The 39-year-old former Friends star showed that she wanted to be way more than that with her musician beau last weekend, casting caution to the wind with some serious poolside PDA at Miami's Mandarin Oriental Hotel. But while she stared lovingly at him, a bored-looking John gazed into the distance.

This one-sided clinginess has raised concerns among Jen's pals, who fear the 30-year-old singer/songwriter is, well, just not that into her.

"John says that Jen and he have a physical connection as deep as their spiritual one," a pal of the Grammy winner tells OK!. "But he also said he's categorizing this as a summer fling for now."

The pal points out that John, last linked to actress Minka Kelly, has "never been faithful to anyone."

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And why are they worried? It's just like I mentioned before, she was hurt and fragile after Brad Pitt and that's been slowly healing and now John is going to grab her heart and CRUSH her. I see it coming already.

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Jennifer Aniston was seen hanging out with John Mayer in Miami a couple weeks back and then came the rumors that she was all hot and bothered for him. He was with her and then split for NYC, but this last weekend he hit Miami again for a little more Aniston in a bikini action.

The hot new couple relaxed at the Mandarin Oriental Hotel in Miami Saturday, eating, chatting - and smooching - poolside.

Aniston, who is wrapping up the Miami portion of her new film Marley & Me with Owen Wilson, sat in side-by-side lounge chairs with Mayer, eating salads and talking softly with one another. At one point the singer, 30, whispered into Aniston's ear, sparking a smile from the actress, 39.

Their quality time didn't end there. Mayer and Aniston also attended the Miami wrap party Saturday night at Nikki Coconut Grove. Mayer shielded Aniston from photographers as she climbed out of the car.

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John Mayer is pretty freaking unbelievable. The guy's gotten sloppy-seconds from both Nick Lachey and Brad Pitt. Still...both those ladies are pretty hot and all but it does kind of seem weird. The guy's just a player and I'm thinking he's going to dump Aniston and send her over the edge. Brad Pitt crushed her and then John Mayer is going reject her hard sending her into an emotional tailspin.

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It seems that Jennifer Aniston just doesn't like to be separated from John Mayer after the two supposedly have become real friendly while hanging out poolside. He returned to NYC and she had to stay in Miami to film Marley & Me, but she ended up calling him every chance she got.

"Every spare moment Jen had on the set, she was on her cell phone with John," the insider tells OK!. "Between takes, she'd whip out her phone and start chatting away. I didn't know it was possible for someone to spend so much time on the phone!"

Whatever Jen told John during their constant conversations, it was enough to get the 30-year-old hunk back on a plane to Miami, where sources say that last weekend he covertly snuck into Dolphin Stadium, where his lady-love was shooting a scene for the film.

"They got down and dirty in a make-out session, right inside the stadium!" the insider reveals to OK!.

Friends say the actress has fallen hard for her new beau, despite the age difference and his notorious reputation as a ladies' man (he's had previous flings with Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Cameron Diaz).

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So they have one time together and then she's calling him non-stop? What would her ex-boyfriend Vince Vaughn or current co-star Owen Wilson call that? Oh yeah...A STAGE 4 CLINGER!

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