Pam Anderson with a baby-bump? (IDLYITW)

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An Ashley and Pete reality show? (I'm Not Obsessed)

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Jennifer Aniston dating John Mayer! (DListed)

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Seriously, this is so incredibly stupid that I'm in shock. Perez Hilton claims he had a make-out session with John Mayer. Bwahahaha! I hated John for dating my old fake-girlfriend Jessica Simpson, but this story is ridiculous. Read on...

"He is definitely bi," Hilton declared on Ryan Seacrest's KIIS-FM radio show, adding that Mayer is "struggling with his sexuality."

Of their liplock at NYC club Stereo last year, Hilton said, "He kissed me, and I kissed him back. It was on the mouth with tongue.

"I thought he was messing with me," Hilton went on. "Then he kept going and going."

Hilton claims Jessica Simpson - Mayer's girlfriend at the time - didn't mind.

"While John Mayer and I are making out, she is rubbing his crotch," Hilton recalled.

Source

Now sure, Perez is just like me in that we blog and ummm....he's fatter, uglier, meaner, and replace my love of breasts for his love of penis. Okay, we're totally different. Now we're supposed to believe that Sir Grossness was getting the tongue action from John while Jessica was rubbing John's package? Riiiight! And then Perez woke up with wet sheets.

The only thing this made-up story of Perez's lacks is Patrick Dempsey licking Perez's anus at the same time that Chuck Norris is sitting in the corner whacking off. How stupid.

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John Mayer has penned a letter to some former ex of his, although he says to not read to far into it on a personal level and there are no hidden messages. He said he just thought it sums up how crazy love can be

Dear Ex Lover,

Perhaps you didn't understand the last time I told you to stop contacting me, so I'll do my best to spell it out for you. I do not wish to have you in my life anymore. I don't know how much more clear I can be about it. It would serve you best to move on with your life and find someone who can put up with you, because I'm done trying.

I hope this is enough closure for you.

Goodbye.

P.S. If you need me, you know how to find me.

John Mayer Official Blog

Actually, he also stated he was writing lyrics or something like that, which is amazing because just the other day...I did the same thing!
Dear John,

You're a douche who seems to be banging hot chicks left and right. That makes me pretty pissed off, but nowhere near as mad as I was to find out that every song you sing sounds pretty much the same. I could have saved myself $15 and just bought one song from iTunes and played it over and over. So don't bother writing new lyrics, because I'm done buying.

Laterz

P.S. I still haven forgiven you for banging Jessica. *Angry Face*

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So who's the owner of this scary hairy package? Hint: It's not Borat.

Click here for the Answer

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