Jessica Simpson my pretend girlfriend broke up with John Mayer a while back while my blog was experiencing some downtime. But believe me...I rejoiced.

Now though, I guess she just trying to make me jealous again...

A guest at the Sunset Marquis in West Hollywood tells Celebrity Babylon EXCLUSIVELY that singer John Mayer, 29, was yelling into his phone with his head down outside by the pool on Monday morning, June 11. Says the hotel guest, "He said 'Jess' a bunch of times, so I would think he was talking to Jessica Simpson. He looked wiped out, circles under his eyes, and some pal was grabbing him coffee while he was having this fight over the phone. There was a lot I couldn't hear, but at the end before he hung up, he told her to stop calling, stop texting, stop all of it -- leave me alone! He was shaking his head back and forth like, 'God, make her stop,' and his friend was sort of chuckling at him." Jessica Simpson,26, is shamelessly chasing her on-again off-again boyfriend John Mayer, and it looks like he's finally telling her "enough!"

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It's okay. I know she's just playing a game trying to get my attention. I'll just play the same game back and totally ignore her. Men are so smart. We want someone and when they want us too, we totally ignore them. Genius!

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I thought it was funny how Jessica Simpson said sometime back that she was NOT dating John Mayer, yet it seems they were together for New Years eve partying in New York.

There were even reports of them "making out" if you can believe that. They should just admit it already. Sheesh!

TMZ.com - Jessica and John's "Public Affair"

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Sources broke the news recently that Jessica Simpson is dating singer-songwriter John Mayer. Yeah, unbelievable. THAT guy!

"She's tiptoeing back into the dating world," a source tells PEOPLE. "It's the first stage. She's never been happier."

Mayer, 28, began a co-headlining tour with Sheryl Crow on Aug. 24, and Simpson, 26, is expected to attend his concert in Jones Beach, N.Y., on Wednesday night.

Dude...this is the "Your Body is Wonderland" guy. Women love him, but they hate Jessica Simpson out of some weird jealousy thing. He's sensative and caring while she is shallow and dumb. Personally, I'm confused about the whole issue. Should I be happy for nice guys everywhere or go kick him in the junk for stealing her from me?

People.com - Jessica Simpson's New Man: John Mayer

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