I just spent the last little while laughing my ass off and figured since it's Friday, I should share with all of you. If there's one 'ting I could say, it's that I really wish they made superhero underoos in my size. If there's a second 'ting...it's that Keith Malley is one funny MoFo. I don't mean like funny ha ha either. I mean funny HA HA!

Normally you'd have to go get a money order and send it off hoping to get your goods in the mail, but not this time! Thankfully someone invented a little something called the Internet and some other four-eyed guys invented the iPod. Now you just follow my linky underneath and go download his albums using the power God intended us to have. After all, it's why He created streaming porn movies. Quit reading this and go get some laughs already!

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I found more pictures of Pam Anderson floating around from the All Star Gala and Party to benefit the AROD Family Foundation and the Bay Point Schools event that really show the horror show that is now Pam's face. I'll admit that at one time I thought she was worth of some sexual attention, but now *shudder* I would rather do some gay touching on Keith Malley. Not only would it be more stimulating in some weird way, but then he'd knock me right the hell out with a single punch and I wouldn't have to see this Baywatch nightmare anymore.

ps) If you want to learn more about hetero dudes that do fake gay touching, then go listen to Keith and The Girl sucker! Specifically, show #664.

What? You need more proof?

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Patrice will be on Keith and The Girl today. This is your chance to be 1) in the know on the latest gossip and 2) listen to the show that is the Winner of the People's Choice for Best Podcast and Winner of Best Mature Podcast.

Besides, who doesn't have secret crush on Chemda?

Take the jump now to see a clip from KATG Live in Atlanta and a second clip for the excellent KATG YouTube channel.

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You know what that means. It means that Patrice will spilling the best gossip as only she can, on Keith and The Girl. If you're not listening to the show, then you better get off your ass and check it out.

It's only the best damn show out there.

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Karrine Steffans the self-named "Superhead" was mentioned by Patrice last night on the KATG show. Karrine has her tell-all book out and she dishes the dirt on all the celebrities she slept with.

This chick does look like a crack whore. I'm also wondering why in the picture below, it looks like she has a package in those panties. Ewww!

A true exposé, this book chronicles the personal and professional adventures of this tabloid-laden socialite, dispelling some rumors, while confirming others. It unveils the heavily shrouded Hollywood backrooms and its coveted secrets and reveals an up-close and personal look at a life of fast money, drugs, and sex.

Here Karrine candidly discusses her interactions with people after the release of Confessions of a Video Vixen and explains how she copes with it all.

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How she coped with it all? All of what? On second thought...I don't want to know. Here's a quick video on how she gave herself the name "Superhead."

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You might have heard this one yesterday from Patrice on KATG Show #582 and if you didn't...then what's wrong with you?

ROSE McGowan has some new bling. Spies in L.A. report she's been showing off a new diamond engagement ring from director Robert Rodriguez. McGowan met Rodriguez on the set of "Grindhouse" when he directed her as a peg-legged ex-stripper in his half of the double feature, "Planet Terror." He was soon divorcing his wife.

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He's still in the divorce process with his current wife and he's setting up the next wife already. I think now we know where the term "Grindhouse" really came from, don't we?

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