Wow! It looks like Kelly Osbourne got a beatdown.

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Kelly Osbourne went to a London club called Mahiki and came out completely sloshed. It's pretty funny to see her all drunk and being helped to walk by people that are casually grabbing her breasts at the same time.

The worse for wear 24-year-old had to call on a brick wall to help keep her upright as she stumbled down the street before her personal assistant swooped in to help her into a cab.

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I guess this pretty much counts as a sexual experience for Kelly so I figured I'd post this picture so that she' remember it.

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When Kelly Osbourne was at the 2008 Brit Awards just a while ago it actually scared me pretty badly. I thought she was going to hunt me down and eat my liver so I didn't post these pictures. You know...you don't try and get a bear's attention in the woods. That sort of thing. I finally realized that I could put these up in order to face my fears. If I disappear in the next couple weeks, I'd like all of you to grab torches, rakes and pitchforks to hunt her down at whatever castle she lives in.

Thanks much.

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I'm sure that our own Super Fan Tom will be sending another email to us (see here and here) regarding his love for Amy Winehouse, so I figured we needed another update on what's happening in her world. First, she's not coming to America to perform at the 2008 Grammys. Her request for a visa has been denied by the U.S. Embassy in London.

The statement didn't say why her application was rejected. The U.S. Embassy in London and the State Department in Washington declined to comment late Thursday. Shane O'Neill, Winehouse's spokesman, said he had nothing to add.

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Supposedly, we'll still get treated to some of her lyrical goodness via satellite though, making that on of the biggest wastes of technology of 2008. Meanwhile, what's the singer (and I use that term loosely) to do? Why...moving in with the Osbournes of course!

She's moving in with Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne and their daughter, Kelly, in the guesthouse of their estate outside London. The stick-figured "Rehab" singer, just out of rehab herself, is a longtime pal of Kelly, also a former rehabber. "Kelly has always been there for Amy, they are very tight," a source tells London's Daily Mirror.

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Oh that should help her get back on track. Nothing like that sanity of that household to help a person out.

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I'll be dammed if Kelly Osbourne doesn't look like death herself, which just seems wrong when you're going to a party about an incurable disease.

Kelly attened the Elton John AIDS Foundation party and for some strange reason, I think she looks pretty good in a necrophilia sort of way. Is that eggshell white or more of an alabaster?

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