On Friday night in Las Vegas, Kevin Federline received his award for Father of the Year at the club Prive. I actually didn't even realize that clubs could give awards like that, but I suppose anyone can give an award. I'm the recipient of the Popscribe Hottest Male Body Award for the last 6 years and Patrice has won the Popscribe Keepin' It Real Award for 14 years straight. True story.

I'm surprised," Federline said when asked how it felt to win the title.

Federline, 30, hit up the club with a group of male pals - including divorce attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan - just before 1 a.m. Saturday morning.

Federline - also named a Power Player last year - had a quiet night at the club, chilling with friends and pumping his fist into the air when Timbaland's "The Way I Are" was played by the DJ.

Prive presented Federline his Father of the Year trophy "someplace quiet" at the dad-of-four's request, so clubgoers didn't see the ceremony, according to a source.

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What was Kevin's amazing secret of Fatherhood? It's pretty deep in concept, but it goes something like this. The baby mama is wiggity-whack crazy and so he done made sure that she don't see them no more. After something like that, you tell he had the award in the bag.

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That title seems like some crazy joke, right? It's true. Kevin Federline is beating out all other fathers because of his solid dedication and his constant battle to protect them from his crazy ex-wife Britney Spears locking them in a bathroom again.

Just in time for Father's Day, Prive Las Vegas will award the proud papa of four his "father of the year" status at a party he is slated to host there June 13.

Sources tell PEOPLE he will be awarded the title during a presentation at the club.

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Now that's an award that doesn't seem too hard to get after having kids with Britney. You'd almost get the thing by default. He'll probably also get the Sane Parent of the Year and the Parent Who Didn't Flash a Vagina of the Year awards too.

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Britney Spears and her ex-husband Kevin Federline have been in contact lately about about the kids and it's now being reported that the two are having some hot phone sex action.

Recently, when Britney was having a sleepless night, she decided to call Kevin at nearly 2 a.m. While they initially chatted about their boys - Preston, 2, and Jayden, 20 months - the conversation shifted. And as Britney hoped, Kevin knew exactly how to tire her out - with hours of erotic talk!

"They have phone sex often - at least once a week," an insider tells Star. "The one thing those two have in common is their need for sex, and after they get going, there are no holds barred."

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Hours of erotic talk? Hours? You'd think she could just get some power tools out and scratch that itch in a few minutes and save some airtime. I suppose it's better then being together where there's a change that she'll get pregnant again. Kevin better get some male birth control with the way things are heating up.

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It's kind of funny about the OK! magazine report that Britney Spears has lost weight. The above photo is from yesterday. Looks like the weight is back. It's a miracle!

"It looked like Britney had lost 15 pounds in four weeks," a source close to the singer tells OK!. And sure enough - gone was the bloat, the ratty hair and the puffy face. In their place, a slimmer, fresh-faced girl with a smile on her face and determination in her step.

So how did she do it? "Britney's a pro at losing weight fast," a Spears pal tells OK!. "She can drop seven to 10 pounds in two weeks."

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Yeah, OK! is just making that crap up. In other news it's being reported that Britney and Kevin Federline might go away together.

"They saw each other on Easter," a source close to the couple tells Star exclusively.

And that March 23 rendezvous went so well, insiders explain, that Brit and Kevin have agreed to take a trip far from the glare of Hollywood to work on their relationship.

"Kevin wants to take Britney away to see if there is anything to salvage between them," a family friend tells Star. "When he suggested it to her, she told him she was ready to go anytime he was."

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As crazy as it sounds, I hope it works out for them and the kids. I think she needs him to straighten her out. I must be getting soft.

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While Britney Spears is locked in a padded room hospitalized, her ex-husband Kevin Federline wishes her well and wants her to get better for the kids sake. remember the old days when he was a complete loser? Now the guy is like father of the year. Talk about crazy.

The source adds: "He's worried. ... He doesn't even know what's going to happen next."

Federline, 29, was not directly involved in the latest events, "but he was aware of what was happening," says another source, a friend of Federline's.

Unlike the first time Spears was sent to the hospital, the children were with Federline, the friend says.

"Kevin legitimately wants Britney to get better. He wants her to be in their sons' lives. He wants them to have a loving relationship. He wants her to get healthy so she can be the mother they need and deserve," says the friend.

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Look at the big picture. He's a complete idiot loser and then Britney goes nutty, divorces him, screws up as a parent, and then lands in the psycho hospital making him look like an amazing guy. Who'd have thought that would happen?

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