The name Kardashian usually conjures up images of Kim's curvaceous body, but today's news is that Khloe Kardashian (aka: the big one) will be serving some time in jail.

The reality show star and youngest daughter of the late attorney Robert Kardashian admitted during a July 3 court hearing that she violated her probation stemming from a 2007 drunken driving arrest, according to court records.

A Los Angeles Superior Court judge ordered Kardashian, who's featured on E! Entertainment Television's "Keeping Up With the Kardashians," to surrender to authorities on Friday and serve up to 30 days in jail.

Kardashian will also have to enroll in an alcohol treatment program - one of the terms of probation she failed to complete - within three weeks of her release. She will also remain on probation.

"Khloe is ready and willing to serve out her sentence, no matter how long and where, and have this resolved," her publicist, Jeff Raymond, told The Associated Press.

Source

Women's prison is a harsh place and if you're not a large woman who looks like you want to have sex with other women, then you're dead meat. Hmmmm...I guess Khloe is going to do just fine. I'm not worried at all.

Popularity of this post: 2%

Now for the low, low price of $8100 you can actually have lunch with Kim Kardashian and her sisters! And it's not like they're just whoring themselves out for money either because a portion of the money you spend will actually go to a charity. Oh, they'll even help you spend some money in their store. How awesome!

My sisters Khloe and Kourtney and I want to have lunch with you! We can talk about what it is like being in the public eye, having your own reality show, "girl talk", and of course our favorite topic - fashion! Not sure where we will meet for lunch, but it will be somewhere nice not too far from our store DASH, about 45 minutes away from Beverly Hills and Hollywood. DASH is at 4774 Park Granada #5, Calabasas, CA 91302.

After lunch, lets all go back to DASH and do some shopping! We want to help you look your best and will give you a $500 gift certificate to start out with. We all have different styles and tastes so you can be sure to get some helpful advice.

We are happy to take photos with you too!

Due to our very busy schedules and the challenge of getting us all together for you, we ask that you be flexible about when you can come for the lunch and shopping. We will have up to a year to meet with you. Please note all travel, accommodations, and transportation are not included in this auction.

EBay - Lunch & Shopping at DASH w/ Kim Kardashian & Sisters

Are these chicks really that hard up for some cash that they have to have some goofy auction? They're only giving a bit to charity and obviously $500 back their store DASH, so what's going to happen to the other few thousand? For that kind of money they had better show me a seriously good time. Well...two of them could anyway. I'd draw that line at the manly looking one.

Popularity of this post: 4%

This is the worst Public Service Announcement ever. Usually PSAs have people that actually care about the cause and speak passionately about it. In this spot, the most passion I can see is focused on how Kim looks in the dress she's trying on. It really looks like they're using the Burma disaster to promote the decadence of buying stuff at their store Dash. It's like check out our store, look at Kim's body, or yeah...the Burma things is a bummer. See for yourself.

Popularity of this post: 3%