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Right now, Lily Allen is locked in a slap fight with the Queen of all whatevers, Perez Hilton who's really amazing at drawing white spooge spots on people's faces with MS Paint or whatever he uses. Anyway so she posted on her MySpace:

So, I'm a little upset today, Perez Hilton is a mean man. I don't know what I did to piss him off but the last few months he has launched a bit of a tirade against me, I can understand why he'd write "MESS" across my head on a picture of me being carried out of an awards ceremony drunk out of my mind, but some things he say baffle me.

Perez had said pretty much what he always says, a bunch of negative mean stuff that he made up. He said:

And the battle is on!
It's hard to stay on top in the music industry. Just ask Lily Allen!
Lily used to be Capitol Records' "golden girl" but lately she's just been slipping. She's known these days more fore being a tragic train wreck than a musician. She knows it too. That must hurt!
And, now, it seems she's been replaced.
Replaced by none other than a Perez fad, Katy Perry, which we first introduced you to last year.
Katy also performed at our kick ass party in Austin during SXSW this past March.
Well, according to reports, a music industry insider has said, "Lily Allen is peeved at Capitol. She feels like they've shoved her aside to focus all their energies on their new girl of the moment, Katy Perry."
But the real insult, according to the source, came when the label "replaced a photo of Lily Allen with one of Katy Perry" in its office main lobby.
Ha ha ha!!!!!
Lily is starting to look like washed-up goods.
The only thing that can save Allen now???? If she makes a good sophomore album!
But, from what we're hearing, Lily's new material s-u-c-k-s.

Oh you've got to read on. This is a long one.

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Now this is one lady that knows how to have a good time! You may remember sometime back when Lily Allen admitted to having backdoor sex and she's shown her naked breasts like a thousand times, so we already knew she was cool. Last night at the Glamour Magazine Woman of the Year Awards, Lily won the Editors Special Award only she was too drunk to accept it and had to be carried home and that's beyond cool. That's ice cold awesome!

Hungover Lily is paying the price for her heavy boozing today, admitting she's feeling "awful" after her "embarrassing" display at the London event.

unk - with getting her safely tucked up in bed, telling fans on her MySpace site that she was too hammered MySpacegate her own way back home.

She wrote: "Oh dear. Last time I wrote here, I was defending my honour and dignity, explaining my innocence and also outrage at the press for insinuating my behaviour was embarrassing.

"This time I'm putting my hands up. I got very drunk last night, too drunk. It's not cool getting that drunk. I feel awful and I have to thank my little brother Alf for getting me home safely."

And Lily is hoping her wild behaviour will convince children of the evils of alcohol.

She added: "Kids, drink responsibly or you'll end up looking like this - not pretty!

"Was quite fun though, from what I can remember. Need fry up now."

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One drunk carrying another drunk home. Now that's a freaking party! I do like how she sends a solid message to the kids too. Alcohol is bad...it was quite fun though. There's so many fun things about it. Puking, passing out, date rape...you know, the fun stuff. Now what's with the "fry up" comment? Here in America that would mean something totally different.

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