Lindsay Lohan is all good according to a court judge. She's handled all of her court stuff perfectly and done everything she needs to do.

A Los Angeles judge agreed with the 22-year-old starlet's attorney today when he determined that Lohan had "proper attendance" and "no missed dates" regarding the various obligations she has been required to attend as part of her probation from 2007's twin-DUI debacle.

At a status hearing Tuesday, legal eagle Blair Berk told L.A. Superior Court Judge H. Chester Horn Jr. that her client was "completely on track with everything" concerning her plea deal last year on five misdemeanor counts.

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I'm amazed she got it all together so well, but maybe that's because she's now a lesbian and not hampered down by one of us crappy men. That's what we do after all. We sap a woman's success and opportunities at every chance we get.

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Somehow I don't think Lindsay Lohan is going to make it with her line "designer" leggings. Call it a hunch. You can see them here and their available for the low, low prices of $99, $123, and $132. You can even just pay $42 for the leopard ankle gloves. Oh, and what about for the woman on the go that needs to spend some time on her knees? No worries! They have built-in knee pads. They're by Lindsay Lohan so that was a must.

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I read this report that says Lindsay Lohan finally has admitted that she and Samantha Ronson are dating, but there's really nothing scandalous in the story. It's pretty much a nothing-we-didn't-know story stretched to the limits. We all know dating equals sex though, so I guess that's good enough.

Lilo and Sam have played down their friendship since they started dating last year.

But when we spied them snogging on a yacht in Cannes in May we knew...As she celebrated her 22nd birthday Linds admitted how much she cares for Sam.

Talking about her special someone Sam, Lindsay said: "I just wanna live a happy, healthy year, continue on the path that I've been on and be with the person that I care about. And my family."

And Sam must feel the same way because she posted a pic of her and Lindsay kissing on her MySpace page.

Sam enjoyed her first public outing with Lindsay's family at Disneyland in LA.

Then the girls partied all night in Teddy's nightclub, where Lindsay joined Sam in the DJ booth and whispered sweet nothings in her ear.

A pal said: "Sam and Lindsay are inseparable. Sam has been a really good influence on Lindsay.

"There is no one else special in Lindsay's life apart from Sam but it has taken her a while to feel like she can talk about their relationship.

"Lindsay hasn't dated any men since she started hanging around with Sam, and there has hardly been a day in the last two months when they have been apart.

"They have been shacked up in Lindsay's place and they spend weekends like a married couple going to the supermarket together.

"It's really sweet that Lindsay has found someone she can rely on and trust."

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We all know that the two of them are getting down. Here's the two of them at Lindsay's 22nd birthday party recently.

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InTouch Weekly has done pretty much the same thing I do every day and judged some famous Hollywood ladies by their breasts. Jessica Simpson tops the list and I can't argue that one too much. Still though...no Halle Berry? WTF?

1. Jessica Simpson
2. Tyra Banks
3. Scarlett Johansson
4. Carmen Electra
5. Lindsay Lohan
6. Katherine Heigl
7. Audrina Patridge
8. Jennifer Aniston
9. Megan Fox
10. Beyonce Knowles

Here's a few older Jessica Simpson pictures just as a reminder.

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Remember when I mentioned how Michael Lohan was already planning to exploit his former secret love child? Here, I'll remind you. The kid's name is Ashley Kaufmann and supposedly she's hoping for a record deal.

A record-industry insider says, "Ashley has more talent than Lindsay or Ali."

A Lohan family source adds, "Ashley's singing ability just proves that the family talent comes from Michael (Lohan), not Dina Lohan.

"Michael Lohan, who is said to be Kaufmann's father, took a paternity test this week. Results are expected in the next two weeks.

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She wants a recording contract and Michael has taken a paternity test so that he can get a piece of the action no doubt. I knew this all was coming.

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Well, well, well. It seems that while Lindsay Lohan's parents were separate, but still married, her father Michael Lohan had a relationship that ended with a pregnancy. Now the kid is 13 years old and Lindsay is just finding out about her.

In a statement to OK!, Michael says, "Years later [the woman] contacted me, convincing me that I was the only person she was with and that she had my child."

In fact, OK! has seen letters Michael wrote to the girl's mother where he says that his secret daughter "is beginning to look a lot like Linds, with a mix of [younger brother] Cody, believe it or not." He also sent his daughter a photograph of himself while he was still in Collins Correctional Facility which he signed "Love Daddy."

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The other parent should cut all ties immediately with Michael, because Lord knows he's going to try and exploit this kid now too. What other reason is there to mention she's beginning to look like Lindsay? He's already starting to plan how he's going to make money off her. Trust me.

Lindsay Lohan cooling off on the set of the movie Labor Pains:

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