While the good news is that she's supposedly better, even though all the rumors say she is still partying and such, the bad news is that being in rehab didn't help Lindsay Lohan learn to dress.

Hey Lindsay...a shirt like that has buttons. B-U-T-T-O-N-S! You know, so you can do them all up? Also my advice to start to quell the paparazzi frenzy around you, is to go out and invest in a bra. They have been around for centuries. Check this out if you wish. The History of the Bra – An Uplifting Story

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Is Lindsay Lohan getting snubbed due to all her nagative press and being in and out of rehab (I thought you had to stay there for it to work). It seems that Hollywood superstars Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman are supposedly refusing to work with her.

The Mean Girls star created the wrong type of headlines again yesterday with her friend Sean Lennon criticising her for agreeing to star in a new film about his father John's murderer, Mark Chapman.

Now The Sun reports veterans Nicholson and Freeman have instructed their agents there is no way they would even consider working with Lohan.

In addition members of the star's Alcoholic Anonymous group have apparently complained that she always turns up to their supposedly secret meetings with a host of photographers in tow.

Oh yes, I think the ship has hit the iceburg. Now we all get to sit around and watch it sink slowly.

And the band plays on.

EntertainmentWise - Lindsay Lohan Becomes Even More Unpopular

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Here is a shot of Lindsay Lohan jogging with a cigarette the other day in Miami. Didn't she supposedly just have her appendix taken out or something?

Yeah, I'm thinking I'll call BS on that one. I friend of mine had just had his appendix out a couple months ago and he certainly wasn't running 6 days later. I think the soreness had just gone down by then.

I'm wondering why she is jogging at all considering she has really bad shoes and a bikini on. The cigarette is just an added touch that tells the world she's not serious about any type fitness. I'm betting that 100 feet after these pictures were taken, she bails on the whole running thing.

Even funnier is the expression on the face of the guy behind her. I'm not sure if he's looking at her butt or wondering what the heck she's doing. Is she running for her life or is there a bikini sale somewhere?

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Oh yeah, Kevin Federline was trying to land Lindsey Lohan according to Us Online. He hit her with the text message that every girl dreams of "We should hang out."

"She was totally grossed out," a Lohan pal tells Us.

Says another, "She thought it was hilarious."

However, Federline didn't appreciate Lohan's "Why would I hang out with you?" reply.

He fired back, calling her a "firecrotch."

Says the source, "She couldn't believe he was so pathetic. She doesn't want him using her to make Britney jealous."

Just when I think that K-Fed might throw a curve ball and be normal for a bit, he tosses out the crazy fastball again. And it's a really s-l-o-w pitch too.

Us Online - Kevin Federline Hits On Lindsay

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So check out this little party trio. It's like a Holly-wierd bedtime story The Three Little Attention Whores or something. They have been making the rounds lately and here's some of the scoops.

First, I won't even reference the links (ok, just one that has it all). you can Google them yourselves, but Britney is divorcing the Big Bad Wolf. That you knew.

Lindsay's has been all over the gossip scene complaning that Paris hit her with a drink and she's was very upset about it causing her house of straw to collapse.

Britney has also had two or three episodes of the "short skirt no panties" move that Paris is so fond of and Lindsay actually tried out in Italy a couple months back. So much for the house of wood.

What's more, Paris has had both Britney and Lindsey over to her house of brick to party the night away again, and again, and again. It's like one big attention festival that includes drinking, drama, and crazy clothes...but without underwear obviously.

There MUST be a better way to get yourself back into public eye then this. I'm also wondering...didn't Britney have kids at one point? Hmmmm.

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Yes, it's true. Paris Hilton tries not to stand out when she dresses like a cop and NOT like a "lingerie clad streetwalker who turns trick to get back at her rich daddy rather then doing it for money" like she's been dressed up as in previous years. Have a look for yourself.

Ok, wait a minute. I thought being a cop meant NOT being trashy for once. Sorry...my bad. Well then I guess this cop is attending the party to arrest Lindsey Lohan in her very cute Attention Whore Barbie outfit.

It's funny. You go to a Halloween party and there are the teddy bears, pumpkins, a couple Jedi warriors or Stormtroopers, and even a Jason/Freddy or two. There are princesses, cowboys, and yes...some clowns.

In Holly-weird though, life is strange and it's all about being more attention getting then the other people. Next year they will both just be naked and have paint on costumes. You'll see.

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