Remember when I mentioned how Michael Lohan was already planning to exploit his former secret love child? Here, I'll remind you. The kid's name is Ashley Kaufmann and supposedly she's hoping for a record deal.

A record-industry insider says, "Ashley has more talent than Lindsay or Ali."

A Lohan family source adds, "Ashley's singing ability just proves that the family talent comes from Michael (Lohan), not Dina Lohan.

"Michael Lohan, who is said to be Kaufmann's father, took a paternity test this week. Results are expected in the next two weeks.

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She wants a recording contract and Michael has taken a paternity test so that he can get a piece of the action no doubt. I knew this all was coming.

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Well, well, well. It seems that while Lindsay Lohan's parents were separate, but still married, her father Michael Lohan had a relationship that ended with a pregnancy. Now the kid is 13 years old and Lindsay is just finding out about her.

In a statement to OK!, Michael says, "Years later [the woman] contacted me, convincing me that I was the only person she was with and that she had my child."

In fact, OK! has seen letters Michael wrote to the girl's mother where he says that his secret daughter "is beginning to look a lot like Linds, with a mix of [younger brother] Cody, believe it or not." He also sent his daughter a photograph of himself while he was still in Collins Correctional Facility which he signed "Love Daddy."

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The other parent should cut all ties immediately with Michael, because Lord knows he's going to try and exploit this kid now too. What other reason is there to mention she's beginning to look like Lindsay? He's already starting to plan how he's going to make money off her. Trust me.

Lindsay Lohan cooling off on the set of the movie Labor Pains:

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Lindsay Lohan thinks she has some type of acting career still, but she doesn't want to possibly be awarded for it. She's now copied Katherine Heigl and pulled her name from consideration for an Emmy Award for her one minute of screen time on Ugly Betty.

Lohan, who made a guest appearance on the season finale of Ugly Betty in May, bowed out in hopes of increasing her chances next year, when she's scheduled to appear in five episodes as a down-on-luck high school pal of Betty's.

"The appearance was brief," a rep for the actress told the Los Angeles Times Tuesday. "We made a decision to wait."

Ugly Betty creator Silvio Horta raved about Lohan to Usmagazine.com in May.

"She was terrific - a pleasure," Horta said. "She came in early and was very pleasant."

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I don't get this. If she gets an award then cool, so why drop out early? Maybe she has a problem with rejection and just doesn't want to face the disappointment of not getting it. Then again, maybe it's all to get some press. If they had an Emmy for whitest legs on the planet, she'd get that one hands down.

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Lindsay Lohan has been in Los Angeles working on her new film Labor Pains while at the same time, her girlfriend Samantha Ronson has been in Montreal doing some gigs. Yesterday though, the clouds parted, the flowers bloomed, the birds were singing, and the two lovers were reunited at long last.

Blogs had speculated that the pair were on the rocks after they got into a fight Saturday at Glendale, California, sushi hot spot Katsuya. (A witness tells Usmagazine.com that Lohan, 21, stormed out of the restaurant in tears. Ronson, 30, was overheard saying "it was just a joke.")

But on the Pains set, the two were photographed hugging and laughing.

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You know...from the side Sam actually looks kind of like a dude. Oh well, it's good to see the lovers back together again after having licked their problem. BAM! I so went there!

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So I find this pictures of Lindsay Lohan being all busty this morning (it's been a long day) and so I pop her name into the news wires to get that latest and surprise, surprise...it turns out Bobby Brown's son Brandon is claiming he nailed her in a bathroom during a party.

He boasts: "Me and Lindsay got really, really close.

"She followed me to the bathroom during a private party, and, well, we basically got together.

"I think she knew who I was when she first saw me.

"We were just staring at each other and she walked by. I walked into the bathroom and she followed me in."

Unsurprisingly things didn't work out, although Brandon says: "I'm actually trying to get back in touch with her - really soon."

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Yeah Brandon, after you told the whole world you nailed he, I bet she'll be running for her phone to call you. Nice job playa! As for this being a real story, well...I believe it because who in Hollywood hasn't nailed Lindsay? That list is probably much shorter than those who have.

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Lindsay Lohan was offered $1 million dollars to come out of the closet and admit she's gay or bi or whatever by OK! magazine. I thought she need the money, but I guess she's not trying to screw her career even more than it is already.

Lindsay Lohan has apparently passed on an offer by OK! magazine to say she's gay. Insiders told Page Six that Lohan and OK! are in talks to do a cover where Lohan "comes out" about her relationship with gal pal Samantha Ronson, and the mag has offered her "around $1 million to do the cover." One source said, "Lindsay really wants this to happen and she needs the money." Lohan's rep denies there's a deal, however, saying, "They sent offers and we passed." OK! said, "We don't comment on future editorial."

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The truth of the matter will come out eventually so I think she should get paid for it, but heck...I'd come out and be gay for a million dollars. I'd be flamboyant too and be all into decorating and all that stuff.

Here's Lindsay Lohan at the MTV Movie Awards this weekend. She actually looked pretty good. More pictures after the jump.

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