
Now this is funny. Rock drummer Alessandro Di Nunzio is telling all about his time with Lindsay Lohan because he found out he was one of 3 different guys she nailed. I suppose I would toss around words like "slut" and "whore" like everyone else, but if you stop and think about it...it's really what any dude would do if he could. Nailing 3 women in 24 hours? Yeah, a guy would do that.
First she invited him to a gala dinner and DEMANDED he kiss her. Then she led him back to her hotel room.
And less than six hours after they they met she suddenly STRIPPED off all her clothes and treated him to a night of naked red-hot lust.
"He grinned: "Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous."
But he discovered he was just one of THREE conquests Lindsay made during her 24 hours on the Italian island.
Alessandro, 27, who lives in Rome, said: "I was hurt and sad when I found out about the other guys.
"I think that's the way things are with Lindsay. But she was very sweet and loving in bed. It was a good sex match."
So the jilted lover-boy said they met while she was "downing alcohol-vodka cranberry and vodka soda" when she totally came onto him and used her star power and then later, her naked body, to entice him into sex.
Alessandro said: "She stripped off completely naked, without any embarrassment at all.
"She was wearing mismatched under-wear-a black bra with emerald green French knickers. But they came off too. Naked, she took my breath away. Lindsay is stunning. Her body is absolutely perfect. Flawless.
"She had an all-over golden tan and a few tattoos. On her right wrist was the word Breathe. She joked it was to remind her to keep breathing. That made me think she was pretty fragile.
"After boldly taking her clothes off she dived under the covers. I sensed she was insecure about her gorgeous body.
"I was shocked she had made the first move-it took a while for me to realise I was supposed to take my clothes too.
"To be honest I felt a bit intimidated. I was with Lindsay Lohan. But I took off my clothes and we started to make love. And then it was just like two ordinary people making love. It was very passionate and intense and lasted for 1hours, maybe more.
"She adored kissing and never wanted to stop-no matter what we were doing. We had safe sex, and afterwards she cuddled up to me and we went to sleep."
The next morning, Alessandro got up at 9am and got dressed. He said: "I had things to do. She told me, ‘Bye, I'll call you.'
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He fell for the "I'll call you?" Ha ha ha. You know, we always hear what great womanizers these Italian dudes are, but this guy got taken like an amateur. In fact there's 3 guys that got hit by hurricane Lohan during the 24 hours. Read that whole story again and then tell me she didn't set this dude up like he was some sorority chick out for the first time. I'll call you. Freaking loser. Later she probably said it's not you, it's me.
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