Singer Alanis Morissette isn't worried about getting old. She actually likes the whole transformation and no doubt she won't get any surgery to keep herself looking young.

"I'm fascinated by aging and how a woman's body changes," Morissette, 34, tells Women's Health's September issue.

"I don't want to spend the next 50 years of my life trying to hide those changes. There's something very relaxing about watching it unfold instead of fighting it the whole way."

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Tila Tequila didn't have her shot at love with the winner of her reality show, so now she's hitting the public eye with a new girlfriend Courtenay Semal.

A beaming Tequila told PEOPLE she "didn't want to jinx anything" about their relationship, but said she was very happy.

Semel, however, happily shared her feelings for the MTV reality star. "I'd seen the show [A Shot at Love] and just needed to meet her...and it just happened," Semel says of Tequila. Now the "best friends" are content to lay in bed watching movies, share clothes and makeup and steer clear of drama.

"There are no games," says Tequila. "It's true what they say about lesbians-you meet and then the next day you move in together, because I can't get rid of her. She pretty much lives at my house."

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So Lynne Spears is supposed to be having her big book of motherhood coming out, but when is that supposed to happen? I's seems there's plenty of confusion out there, which is probably similar to Lynne's motherhood advice.

Earlier today, the website for tabloid mag Us Weekly reported that the memoir, titled Through the Storm, would hit the bookstore shelves on Aug. 21, almost a month ahead of the original street date. However, they should have done some fact checking - a source inside Thomas Nelson, the book's publisher, confirms to OK! that Lynne's first stab at writing will indeed hit stands as planned on Sept. 16.

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Tori Spelling will not be appearing on Beverly Hills, 90210 because her former cast-mates were going to make way more money. Recently, I saw a 90210 etched iPod and tori's character Donna wasn't even on it. They said she just wasn't that popular. Ouch!

The confirmation comes after DeadlineHollywoodDaily.com reported Monday that Spelling, 35, pulled out after learning that co-stars Jennie Garth and Shannen Doherty were earning $35,000-$50,000 per episode compared to Spelling's $10,000-$20,000 per episode salary."She thought she deserved parity, and she's got a point," an insider told DeadlineHollywoodDaily.com.

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Supposedly, Britney Spears has been up since Saturday and hasn't slept at all. That probably didn't help her behavior, but I'm sure she's going to get some "night, night" drugs while hospitalized on the "5150" hold.

Lynne Spears just recently flew in and reunited with Britney after a long estrangement period and since this hospitalization was "in the planning" for a while, we now know why Lynne showed up. When she saw Britney, she was supposedly very shocked at how mentally screwed up her daughter was.

Days before Britney Spears' "carefully orchestrated intervention," her mother Lynne Spears "flew out" to L.A. Sunday and was shocked to see how badly the singer's mental condition had deteriorated, a source close to the singer tells Usmagazine.com.

"Lynne was devastated," a source tells Us. "She hadn't seen her in a while and to see her deteriorated to this level - what mother wouldn't be affected by that? It's awful."

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I'm not sure how her parents could not know that Britney was so messed up. I'm not even in her galaxy and I knew it.

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So now after months of estrangement, Britney Spears is and her mother Lynne Spears are talking again. Seems like they've put the anger to rest for the moment.

Along with pal Sam Lutfi, the two hit a Beverly Hills Mercedes-Benz dealership at 9 a.m. Tuesday. Looking solemn, the singer clutched a coffee cup and a Kabbalah book. (Later that day, Spears and Lutfi hit a J. Crew at L.A.'s Century City mall.)

Following months of estrangement, Spears' pal Sam Lutfi phoned Barbara Walters Monday, claiming that Spears and her mom were speaking again.

He also revealed that Spears suffers from "mental issues," Walters said, and "has been to a psychiatrist and ... I assume she is starting some kind of treatment.

"Her mother has been very supportive of whatever it is that Britney is trying to do," Walters said, quoting Lutfi.

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Yeah, they hit a Mercedes-Benz dealership. Huh? Then guess what they did later that night? They went to a Longs Drugstore at about 1:20 AM. Talk about a family connection. I guess the family is gearing up to help Britney with her "mental issues" that she has. It's nothing a good smack in her ego-tripping little face wouldn't solve if you ask me. Tough love, tough love...

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In the every wild world of As The Spears Turns...

Britney Spears's mother is asking for "prayers" following the news of her daughter's hospitalization.

Britney's mother Lynne Spears is "extremely distraught" and wants people to pray for her daughter. Or maybe that's daughters. They're both kinda screwy. Anyway, Lynne is upset and very, very worried about the whole matter. I suppose we could all pray, but that's not my thing. I will bleed a chicken and then dance naked around a fire invoking the spirits of vengeance though. It's pretty much the same thing.

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Britney's father Jamie Spears was so upset about everything going on that he cried. It's being said that he "doesn't know what to do" and therefore he doesn't know how to help resolve the situation. I could give some advice to the confused guy, which might just be helpful in resolving all his troubles. It seems to have worked for me a few times. First, what you need to do is get a chicken and a really sharp knife. Then you light a nice big fire in the backyard...

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Now therapist Dr. Phil McGraw is jumping in the ring to help Britney. Supposedly he's taping a show with Britney's parents real soon. Yeah...that will help her. UPDATE: CANCELLED. He's also been taking phone calls and meeting with the family about doing a "medical and psychological intervention" to help. I'm pretty sure Brit won't listen, but whatever. I'm no expert in all that business. I do think Dr. Phil has a great cowboy name because I am an expert in cowboys though. It reminds me of that old cartoon horse with the gun, Quickdraw McGraw.

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Meanwhile, Britney Spears slipped under the radar and has been hanging out again with that photographer Adnan Ghalib who works for Finalpixx. He's married supposedly, but that's not stopping the pair. They stayed in a hotel before and they're doing it again. If you interpret "doing it" as something sexual, then you'd probably be right. Whenever times get tough for Britney, she gets naked. If only she had a chicken...things would probably work out rather well.

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Lynne's book on "Raising high-profile children while coming from a low-profile Louisiana community" has been shelved indefinitely by her publisher which also publishes other inspirational books and Bibles.

According to a spokesperson "The book is delayed indefinitely. It's delayed, not cancelled,", which means "We will cancel it when she officially lets us know Jamie Lynn is pregnant". In the meantime they are saying "We are standing behind Lynne at this time and understand that she needs time with her family – we support that." I really would so buy a Lynne Spears book on raising kids if for no other reason than to do the polar opposite.

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